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Life In the Fast Lane

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Chris, Paramedic, Sports Car Fan, Human trying to figure out what life is all about.
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raikkonenfan32

Hell yes!

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ironinkpen
Anonymous asked:

I went to a residential high school and am now a senior in college and I've had four roommates. One would paint her nails while in her underwear, forgetting that she still had to put her other clothes on and I'd have to help her get dressed. One got suspended for crawling through the ceiling ducts. One didn't speak to me for months at a time. The last was a sweetheart, best roomie ever. I love weird roommate stories, got any more?

ironinkpen answered:

holy shitiiti how did she even get into the ducts

i don’t think i can top any of the stories you just told. my roommate’s just really strange in mundane ways and i love her but

  • doesn’t turn her laptop off?? ever??? she just shuts it and opens it again when she needs it. her laptop’s been on the whole semester
  • randomly gets up and does lunges in the middle of the room
  • doesn’t use headphones, just plays shit out loud. she’s watching 30 rock rn and i can hear every word. i don’t mind it because i use headphones but her laptop speakers suck and i genuinely don’t know how she can handle it
  • puts the ketchup directly on her fries. and then offers to share.
  • “hey angel maybe you shouldn’t put your laptop on the edge of your bed” *dangles legs off the bed and balances laptop on them out of pure spite*
  • apparently she has weird dreams when she takes naps so she’ll set an alarm three hours before she actually has to be up in the morning so she can go back to sleep and have a weird dream
  • she went vegetarian because she watched Silver Spoon and got too attached to the pig
  • *at 3am* “izzy, how old is robert de niro.”

she’s hands down one of my favorite people

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daandori

honestly, imagine your otp

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rifa

Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing

Oh my god

“…Patty ‘Bone-Crusher’ Johnson, and the boys Blade & Thor”

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thesylverlining

There are only two possibilities at work here:

  • They did this the first time perfectly and it required only one take. It is a miracle of vine-making composure, timing, and Kool-Aid Man voice genius
  • This actually took multiple takes, meaning they had to do this more than one time, with more than one wall, leaving a swath of destruction and man-shaped holes in walls in their wake.

I literally cannot decide which one is better.

That’s a bottle of fireball. They totally only did this once.

3rd possibility he failed and slammed into a wall multiple times

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emkaniff

but Cosmo was the one that was pregnant, so….

Cosmo bottomed for Juandissimo 😩

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