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Calista the Fashionista

@calistanista

Currently attending Hollywood University in hopes of one day making it big. (Main tumblr: peace-zen-nirvana)
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finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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petition to remove the “pe” and “ion” from petition

please sign this tit

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“The magic man.”

Young person: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire!

Old man: [touches the fake “burning” log]

Young man: Oh man, he’s the magic man.

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chickenstab

the old man’s smile is so heartwarming he is so ready to be a part of this vine i love this

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tv on july 31st: haha summer
tv on august 1: BACK TO SCHOOL, TIME TO START SHOPPING, STICK UR BINDERS AND ERASERS UP UR ASS CAUSE ITS TIME TO BACK TO SCHOOL SHOP
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postllimit

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

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