The Lilypad Pond

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.

rb to be rinsed and squeezed

Yes but also:

girl who is lying on her stomach giggling and thinking about her crush and doodling pics of them in her notebook but all of them are drawings of them being crucified

obsessed with this

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

el gato mas gordo 

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

Motherfucker ultimate

It's Fat Fred Friday

it has been so long since i had sex i think they've probably updated it a lot. is there any new maps or characters

yeah i just unlocked a new map called ur mom's house

boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

Direct action.

I want to be known as someone who’s full of love and radiates light

LIME CHEESECAKE CHIFFON PIE WITH RASPBERRY COMPOTE

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Is this how you roll?

Same energy 

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now

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