if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

I want a Clint and Bucky movie and I want it directed by Taika.

This comic was so amazing and I want the movie

Don’t forget this one LMAO

The “I’m about to go mess someone up” strut

If you had to pick… “my type”

Bags and Purses by BlueRobotto

Avengers: Infinity War

Marvel probably won’t let Mark Ruffalo go to the opening so he won’t live stream the whole movie on his Instagram 😂

And as usual they gonna give Tom Holland to Benedict Cumberbatch so he could babysit him through every interview

Adorable retro pastel enamel pins by hand over your fairy cakes

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

Loki hair swoosh….. it fits perfectly!!!!!!!

Incredible trio! © Photo by Amy Works