what the everloving fuck
FREE ME
what the everloving fuck
FREE ME
what the everloving fuck
FREE ME
*screams into the void*
The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it
me, the second I enter any building in rdr2, looking for canned vegetables and pomade
how to stop becoming catholic again when stoned
Stop smoking the Catholic weed!!
Wyd after smoking this
id be swinging that shit for real!!!
i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault
when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock
i put too much effort into these
more baby tilly
got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase
i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
This
[ID: A tweet by user killdads that reads "One day I said out loud, 'when we're apart I think you must hate me, I picture you seeing my name when I text you and heaving this big sigh because I'm so annoying' and he quietly said 'that's a little mean. I wish you wouldn't picture me that way' and something clicked". /End ID]
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone