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THE MEME QUEEN

@stahl-ebooks / stahl-ebooks.tumblr.com

+I'm Kei and I like things+ [F/22/ISTP]
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pukicho

people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.

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m-bbert

wait is that not on purpose?? i want to be boiled by a hot witch mom

She’s actually a craven old wench

Also she’s a huge bitch

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datadegroove
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pjackk

Tf u tryia start with me Bitch i dont need yo dam broke ass 4$ i need a lot more cuz ive got vision & a world u dont even fckin know about going on its going on in my head and my arts gona m,ake it a reality through lyrical storytelling fucking broke ass keep yo fourdolars i need 40000$ i need 4000000000$ cuiz i can imagine shit u dont even know is real and some of it isnt its called: Creativity, u heard of it well probably not fucking stupid ass hey stupid ass choke on my pussy bitch make me feel good while u feel bad bitch my world has so more colors than yours i got real shit going on every day so fuck U stupid,moronic babble online all day because U dont know how to make a man feel good,but i do, today i used my special drill hands make someone feel so good i dont know his namwe but hes so beutiful and you will never meet someone like him. You will never even be close to a man like him,the way his smile was addicting to me, and how his baskets ball shorts were fluttered in the breeze. I made him feel so good. You dont do shit with your mouth other than spew toxic clouds out your mouth called Bull shit lies. i made him feel so good

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literally the worst realization of my life is coming back to this stupid account and seeing posts i made when i was 17 still circulating

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txttletale

i keep seeing posts that are like 'taylor swift is qanon for white women' and while it's a funny sentence i need everyone on this website to understand that qanon is already qanon for white women

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cerastes

The way Triple A game developers are reacting to Baldur's Gate 3 being seemingly an amazing game with no microtransactions reminds me of the reaction Triple A game developers reacted to Elden Ring being an amazing game with no microtransactions, which to me, is hilarious, because you'd think the reaction to seeing something groundbreaking and that's clearly beloved by the people who love and are immersed in the artform would be "Wow, incredible... Maybe we can learn from this and make a breakthrough, maybe we can redouble our efforts and take this as reference to make something fantastic ourselves!" and not "Well, You See, this game is bad for the industry because it's TOO good and it creates an expectation of quality and love (and no microtransactions), do not, my friends, become addicted to good video games. It will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!"

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roostre

Girls call me jolly rancher cause i

melt in the backseat cupholder of your parents' 2001 Toyota Sienna and get you yelled at

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saeraas

this is so funny because you have all these happy nintendo characters and then there's dimitri fire emblem

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ndiecity

He's babysitting

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