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Chumby

God theyre just so chumby

He’s innocent!

Me: Hey Tumblr, this nice lady wants to show me her butthole on her blog.

Tumblr: Brb, banning that account.

Me: Hey Tumblr, this other blog says all gays are pedophiles and women who get raped deserve it.

Tumblr: All ideas are valuable and communities thrive on diversity of opinion.

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

via @trillgutterbug

First thing I ever wanted to truly tag

Slinky

@mostlycatsmostly

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

They really don’t assasinate presidents like the used to anymore 😪

Older people blaming millennials is a perfect demonstration of not taking responsibility, as they were the ones that brought them up

*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sometimes I scroll through my blog and…I’d block me