God theyre just so chumby
He’s innocent!
Resident Evil (2002) dir. Paul W.S. Anderson
Me: Hey Tumblr, this nice lady wants to show me her butthole on her blog.
Tumblr: Brb, banning that account.
Me: Hey Tumblr, this other blog says all gays are pedophiles and women who get raped deserve it.
Tumblr: All ideas are valuable and communities thrive on diversity of opinion.
I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others
When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.
First thing I ever wanted to truly tag
Slinky
I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
They really don’t assasinate presidents like the used to anymore 😪
Older people blaming millennials is a perfect demonstration of not taking responsibility, as they were the ones that brought them up
*takes a photo of just me by myself* squad goals
me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup
“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
- sniff
- fall off things
- Lick plastic (BAD trick)
sometimes I scroll through my blog and…I’d block me