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Let it be known that Mystery Beauty finally went back to Disney World for the first time in 10 years and met Gaston. Ironically, he was late because he was coming back from a hunting trip (which is why he’s never on this blog anymore haha). MB asked Gaston if he took LeFou with him, he said he did, and then at the same time, they both said, “That’s why it took so long.”
Great minds. It was like looking in a mirror.
“Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?”
So I GAS YOU WEIGH A TON?
YOU GAS CORRECTLY
Im not really a maiden but i still think im pretty so how about it handsome ;)
Yeah, I’m handsome. Pretty and smart.
What do you mean you’re not really a maiden?
What do you think of the actor Luke Evans? 🤔
Who is Luke Evans? Whoever he is, I’m sure he’s not as handsome as me.
What do you think of the actor Luke Evans? 🤔
Who is Luke Evans? Whoever he is, I’m sure he’s not as handsome as me.
Have you ever been to Disneyland or Disney World? I ask because of the Gaston thing, have you ever met his face character? :)
Hi Anon! Yes, I’ve been to Disney World, but the last time I went was about seven years ago before they had Gaston there and I REALLY WANT TO MEET HIM (mainly because of Luke Evans and @nooneblogslike-gaston)
Why wouldn’t you want to meet me? Disney World was NOTHING until they invited me there. Arrange a visit soon.
Today is your lucky day.
I’m here.
I’ve been gone for a long time, but it’s not my fault. It’s Mystery Beauty and what she calls her “busy life,” even though nobody has a busy life like Gaston! She should always prioritize me over EVERYTHING, but she doesn’t have her priorities straight and I can’t make her pay attention to me. I’ve tried.
This is to let you know that this hunting trip hiatus has extended to more of irregular and random appearances, but I know that all of you will constantly be anxiously awaiting my spontaneous returns.
I’m happy to say I still have over 1,000 followers - I’m glad at least some of you know what’s most important:
I’m still around, just not as often, and Mystery Beauty is still with me, and I still love Shannon.
I know I’m intimidating, but YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO UNTIL I’M BACK AGAIN (SOON).
Belle feels the need to correct him
a greatest prey would be a boar. those the most dangerous by any account. you calling belle a boar????
Well, it depends on what she’s doing. If she’s reading then she’s a bore, but when she’s putting all her attention on me, she’s not a bore. In BOTH cases, she is and always will be my prey and I must catch her by whatever means possible.
Even if it means putting her father in an asylum.
Andreas Deja on Gaston: “How big of a jaw? That was the question I wrestled with during the character design phase for Gaston. I had preferred a more caricatured, villain looking version with a big jaw. When I was asked to go into a different direction and “beautify” Gaston, I drew the following portraits in protest, almost angry. I was thinking: Is this what you want? You can’t be serious. TV soap opera looks for a Disney villain? This type of a design will only result in stiff, lifeless animation. So I continued doodling poses that still showed some oomph, some physicality that would help me to get a hold of the character. I am fighting to invent entertaining expressions while trying to keep this dude handsome at the same time. What a challenge this character was. A villain who doesn’t look, but acts like one. An unusual but interesting concept.”
What would you call that? …Dignity?
He is afraid of my awesomeness
Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…
This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?
But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:
Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!
Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.
Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.
Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.
This is impressive sleuthing and an interesting economical theory but “that’s too expensive” is said by a person buying pots in the clip right after the woman saying “I need six eggs.”
They’re unrelated.
Though you may be wrong, OP fair maiden, you have given me an eggcellenf idea: monopolize the egg economy!
