ppl on the internet when they see my face: wtf ur so beautiful!!! an ethereal being, date me pls!!!!

ppl irl:

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“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

Donald: Summer loving had me a blast Hillary: Summer loving happened so fast

At times like this my body just moves on its own…

Tokyo Ghoul :re vs Naruto

Alien (1979)

oh my god 

He really is that stupid, isn’t he?

texting

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

oh my fuckin god im pissing myself at how unimpressed kakashi is rn

The number of fucks Kakashi gives is equal to the number of living relatives you have Sasuke

Its fucking back.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots.

“shark infested waters”

sharks have been living in water for 400 million years shut the fuck up

send me the chubbiest kitten

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

Watch me finger my girl w these

me: this year….will be different….

me, not even october yet, doing hw the morning before its due: i accept my fate

PRESIDENT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 2020 WE WERE BLIND BUT NOW WE SEE