“ You need a more creative outlet. I meant *besides* vaginas. “ “It’s your family that cries for guards when there’s trouble, codardo (coward)” “Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the ‘handling’ I gave her earlier.” “I thought… I thought I was beyond this. But I’m not. I’ve waited too long, lost too much. Requiescat in Pace, you bastard!” “I’ve always had a soft spot for women in distress.” “A more logical location than a kingdom on a cloud, don’t you think? Surrounded by singing angels and cherubim. Makes for a lovely image, but the truth is far more interesting.” “God is meant to be all knowing. All powerful. You think a couple of ancient relics can harm Him. “Are you so naïve? I became Pope because it gave me access. It gave me power! Do you think I believe a single god-damned word of that ridiculous book? It’s all lies and superstition. Just like every other religious tract written over the past ten thousand years.” “No. Killing you won’t bring my family back. I’m done.” “It’s over ____. No more tricks, no more ancient artifacts, no more weapons. Let’s see what you are made of, old man! “Thanks for that. It was great, being shoved in the trunk, bouncin’ around. Loved it…” “Piece of shit! I only wish you’d suffered more! You met the fate you deserved! I hope you…” “Respect? After all that’s happened? Do you think he would have shown either of us such kindness?” “We put our faith in your family and you repay us with inaction and incompetence? Then when asked to account for your failures, you make excuses and insult us? How do you expect me to respond?” “This is a losing battle for you, hombrecito. You will die by my hand, just like your father. This war has been going on far longer than either of us have played a role.” “You claim not to be a believer. And yet, here you are… Don’t you see him? The Prophet is already here… I am the Prophet. Now give me the Apple.” “Requiescat in pace.”

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brokenuchiha:

“Well, you could change into bright pink boxer briefs, that would be something…”

“Mm--tempting, but I think you’d pull it off better.”

#convo; brokenuchiha

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“Things don’t change much around here, do they?”

#open #open rp #indie rp

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injured memes

“ oh my god what happened? ”
“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”
“ who did this to you? ”
“ that’s… a lot of blood ”
“ i think… it’s broken ”
“ can you move? does it hurt? ”
“ we need to get you to a hospital ”
“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”
“ it’s just a scratch ”
“ it’s nothing, i’m totally fine ”
“ that’s not supposed to bend that way ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ don’t you pass out on me ”
“ i’m just so tired ”
“ hey, whoa, you alright there? ”
“ i just need to sit down for a minute ”
“ let me carry you ”
“ it won’t stop bleeding! ”
“ you’re gonna be just fine, i promise ”
“ hey! i said stay awake! ”
“ tell me what hurts ”
“ does it hurt when i do this? ”
“ ow! that hurts! ”
“ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute ”
“ it was an accident ”

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everyone needs to grow the fuck up.

#;outofcontrol #this drama is ridiculous

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Things I’ve Heard While Playing Pokemon Go:

“This really amuses me right now, maybe not in a few days, but let’s go with right now.”
“Look at all the nerds. This is great.”
“What team are you on?”
“We can’t be friends any more, you picked Team ____.”
“Do you know which way the _____ is?”
“Oh hey there’s a ____ nearby…”
“I know there’s a ____ here, and I WILL find it.”
“THAT LITTLE SHIT JUST BROKE ALL MY POKEBALLS!
“Red team’s best team.”
“Wait stop there’s a Tauros right here.”
“There’s a pokemon on your butt right now.”
“GOT IT!”
“I’m so sick of rats and worms…”
“Servers are down again.”
“This whole park is dominated by Red/Blue/Yellow.”
“Get out of my gym.”
“We gonna fight.”
“I’m going on a pokemon adventure. I’ll be back eventually.”
“I know there’s a pokemon there! I know it! I do!”
“I have mastered the art of the drive by pokestop.”
“Well if it’ll ever let me in…”
“Damnit game crashed.”
“GIVE ME MY POKEMON BACK!”
“I hate zubat, they’re weird to catch.”
“Hold on wait my egg is hatching.”
“I’ll be here.”
“Do you need me to slow down?”
“Stop the car.”

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#should i redo my blog w/ a new blog or #keep this one #hmmm #probably be a good idea to redo but lazy #;outofcontrol

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–indie and open for business.

about. rules. blog.

{like or reblog if you’re interested in starting a thread - or send an ask}

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alright, so !! this is my first time doing one of these posts, but i noticed that they seem to sort of be the best kind of thing in getting the word out, so if anyone is interested in plotting / rping a like or a reblog on this so i can check you out or write you a starter would be awesome !!

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btw my kid is fucking cute. jsyk.

#;outofcontrol

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Send "You are in so much trouble" for my muse's reaction

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Psa

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