show me the owls

the most fucked up thing ever is being obsessed w ur own oc. why do i have to make content of them why cant they just magically appear on my screen for me to reblog 200 times. fucked up and also evil

i never watched Watcher but these comments are so fucking funny

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

Also, I love receipt-pulling posts that are structured like:

ok what’s your florence + the machine song. mine is rabbit heart (raise it up)<3

I typed the wrong words but i’m leaving my comment

Fish [enter text] me women [enter text] me

fish text me women enter me

he fucking killed the other guy

rare post where every single comment is funny

crying crying crying

mirror.mp4

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

Façades

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old