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Disney vs. Original

The last one is the most important.

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gabnab

^^

that’s scary

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beyonce

“I met this girl named Nicki…”

Behind the scenes at TIDAL X: 1020. Watch “Feeling Myself” Live exclusively on TIDAL. tidal.com/video/51618826

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Anonymous asked:

these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"

Lmao! How can I be racist if I work with blacks How can I be racist if one sold me slacks I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference i love eastern culture and its women’s deference the west lost its way with no room for clemency If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining Living in the past and white people blaming I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

I’m not racist man, I’m just right-wing Plus reverse-racism is totally a thing It’s not about power check the definition Slavery wasn’t an evil thing, just asset acquisition.

How come I can’t say “nigga”, it just means brotha! And ain’t I a brotha from anotha motha? I didn’t use the ‘er’- so its a total difference. You blacks give good white people such hindrance :(

‘We can’t handle spicy foods' ? Your jokes make me sad

See, if I joked and called you a “nigger”, you’ll be mad

You black people think we are always out here to ruin your day

Look, ‘not all white people’, …mmkay?

I can say “nigga” ‘cause of freedom of speech

And y’all always forget what MLK preached!

White privilege ain’t real ‘cause my life is hard

If you want to stop racists, don’t play the race card

Blacks can oppress. Shoot, they’ve oppressed me

I was the only white kid and the blacks were so mean

So I called one a nigger, but clicked anon first

yeah racism is real, but like… I’ve had it worst.

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so i learned the weeknd’s verse of or nah in sign language lol

THIS IS FUCKING ART

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For #blackout 💓

My heart. Oh my god.

The story behind this picture of my grandparents is: They have been married for over 60 years. My grandmother is suffering from dementia and has recently had a stroke. But as soon as he walked in she said “that’s my boyfriend Willis” and he laid there with her.

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I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

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theload
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Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

YESSSSSSSS

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