GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT 3 HOUSES

james acaster: repertoire

a carrot is just a way to get ranch dressing inside of my body

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

You’re really stuck up on this “gamers don’t drink anything” idea huh

Gamers have cold blood and live in the sand

This is actually A+ cat management. “Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

Legend

i want people to unknow me

I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night

this rules

Yeah this is just how coding is

‘boy i sure wish i was asleep,’ i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times

i was initially ashamed of myself but now after seeing how many reblogs there are im ashamed of all of us

*knife thrower throws their blades at me but i, a sword swallower, swallow them all perfectly*

*eventually they run out of knives and i begin my first round of attack by spitting them back*

You fool, now they have more knives to throw

And so the cycle begins anew

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