Hail Zorp

This is the Sabrina I know and love

i like musicals but like……good musicals. like the barbie movies

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.

The world wasn’t ready for him yet, that’s why

my last two brain cells watching another self-sabotage

no one ever helps me in this damn house

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

life hack

This is called humanity

“A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they shall never sit.” 

#hero

Direct action

[On Wonder Woman 1984] Are we gonna be satisfied with the complex explanation for your return? I’m sure that was a discussion point for you too, like, you don’t wanna come back after the satisfying end for your character.

(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that