ethereal melancholy

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them

free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it

I’m on Bluesky now too!!

play the tumpet bwaaa

I made a threads!

Crafty Minotaur

Edit: Hey, uh, you can buy this on everything now.

[Image Description: In the style of ancient Greek pottery, Theseus is depicted holding a short sword in front of him and a ball of yarn in the other hand as he walks to the left. The yarn trails behind him to the Minotaur, sneaking behind Theseus and knitting something out of the yarn]

nom

Juniper the Fox

OH MY GOD

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

strawberry snake

friends

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

This you?

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

That only applies to the tiny ones on land. The deep sea ones, which are that big, absolutely taste like crab or lobster and are in fact fished in some places. Apparently they also sometimes just get caught in lobster traps; they aren't necessarily restricted to the abyss!