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Wine and wit and laughs for everyone

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Chicago, he/they or possibly several enby raccoons in a trenchcoat. Old enough to know better (30s).
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schrodingo

By far one of the DOPEST sheds found. This pic is very telling and shows sometimes the predator underestimates the prey; inevitably paying the ultimate cost. I can imagine seeing this buck stroll about with a rotting carcass hanging until it shed that late winter/early spring. Imagine all the doe loving it missed out on spooking the ladies with a predator puppet adorned its crown. (SRC: Urban Outdoorsman on FB.)

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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

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ritavonbees

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus

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esaevian

The way I originally read this, I thought "Julia" was what you called Jesus when he was gluten-free (a lack of gluten makes you trans, I guess).

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Because this is apparently stick up for wolves day.

Wolf reintroduction in Yellowstone has changed the ecosystem *significantly*.

One remarkable thing that was not predicted that demonstrates how interlinked these things are:

Wolf eat elk.

Elk eat fewer willows.

Willows become healthier.

Number of beavers increase.

Number of songbirds increase.

Overall health of streams increases.

Number of fish increases.

Water table stabilizes.

This is called a “trophic cascade” and we normally see them as bad things. But a positive trophic cascade is an amazing thing, and apparently nobody predicted this one.

What they didn’t predict was that wolf predation would keep elk on the move so they wouldn’t overgraze a specific area.

When the elk overgrazed the willows, they removed the best source of food for beavers during the winter.

Once that stopped happening, the beaver population rebounded and it turns out beavers are pretty good for the entire ecosystem.

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odd-lil-duck
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foreverial

whatever happened to jewel theft? such a classy crime. babe i’m dark. i’m a criminal. you don’t wanna mess around with an international jewel thief like me. i’m stealing jewels back from a museum that stole them from a sacred crown. i’m stealing a jewel for an eccentric gay millionaire who wants to put it up his butt. let’s just say…. i live a life of dangur

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zkitty8

i look so hot here

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nenafena

sorry

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vectorbelly

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

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komugaml

“Who Hasn’t”

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out-of-jams

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

  • Too many beds
  • Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
  • Really nice guy who hates only you
  • Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
  • Divorce of convenience
  • Too much communication
  • True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
  • Dating your enemy’s sibling
  • Lovers to enemies
  • Hate at first sight
  • Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
  • Fake amnesia
  • Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
  • Strangers to enemies
  • Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
  • Too hot to cuddle
  • Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
  • Nursing home au
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cenabisbene

Half of these are actually just Mountain Goats songs

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