Either way I’m wide wide open….
Kerry Washington (via wnq-movies)
this is like surrealist art
…..I don’t even know what to say to this.
i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
tny bby tries its best
no wonder all the hyenas laughed at simba.
having memory issues like
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees
My brothers are funnier than I care to admit
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
The shadiest box of crayons.
does it have … Fifty shades of gray?
no it clearly says eight
I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day. (via amandaq62)