So I noticed that your blog contains messages and it seems kinda like each one is part of a system of messages. I imagine sending those messages was important to you, and you seem like a really powerful tumblr user, so I was wondering... Is this a place of honor? Are there like, highly esteemed deeds and shit commemorated here?
Outside of Scotland itself, I have this unshakeable whispering certainty that thr most likely place to run into a kelpie is the north Georgia blue ridge mountains. Not Ireland, not anywhere else in Europe, not anywhere else with the same latitude, definitely not Vermont, hell not even in a different state's region of the Appalachian mountains. If you're gonna get eaten by a white horse swimming in a river anywhere outside of Inverness, it will happen 3 miles northwest of Rabun Gap
Leather sunshine gay (also a fun nickname!)
"hello, i'm called Leather Sunshine Gay"
"of the Avignon Sunshine Gays?"
"the very same."
Sunshine, kiss me, soup, and why!
Sunshine kiss me well it turns out that in the 1999 sixpence none the richer hit kiss me the chorus contains the line "kiss me out on the moonlit floor" so now we have sunshine on a moonlit floor which is clearly a reference to some obscure myth from a little known but suspiciously wealthy ancient civilization that somehow flourished in an inaccessible location to the place their communal cultural wealth and riches were stored so now we're in a knuckle-biting adventure story a la thr classic 20th century pulp genre in search for the ancient treasure
oh you want to know what the treasure is?
it's soup. why?
soup gay sunshine
For copyright reasons, our executive producers have decided to consolidate this ask down to "goupshine"
sunshine, soup, crazy frog ^^
my friend it's called stone soup and it's delicious and I'll be happy to share if you would bring some potatoes for the pot 🍲
Hawthorn and apple blossoms
WHAT AM I TO YOU?
u know the drill
i was always so jealous of boys with this haircut and now i am one
I have a poet's soul and a swiss cheese brain.
Aaaaand one more cos I'm having fun with the emojis
Dish that says “I went to potluck and all I got was this empty casserole dish”
So Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) got a massive pop culture boost from some movie called guardians of the universe or something in 2014. Murder on the Dancefloor got a massive pop culture boost 22 years after initial release thanks to... I think it's called saltburn?
What I'm saying is, I need a high profile movie to pick up Days Go By right now immediately.
which Days Go By?
This just goes to show how urgent it is for a studio to pick up my pitch post haste
he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭
