Modern Spongebob is wild man
when people ask how long you’ve been online
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Anonymous asked:
why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.
I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!
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me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:
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“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
- sniff
- fall off things
- Lick plastic (BAD trick)
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this is probably the best youtube intro ever
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Lmaoooooooooooo
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I been lookin for this
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This video is gonna make me kill myself
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The coach is showing those ladies how to walk in qipao
The leg to the side…. ICONIC
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Source: twitter.com
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fag
*doing teacher evaluation* idk you but ive seen u around school and u seem chill hmu sometime rate: 9
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what if your mortician was gay
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just leaving this here to make you smile
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dogpetter420
We all do
me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks
me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓
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Source: weheartit.com