this new era will be the sixth one i’ve spent supporting taylor & i’ve never been more excited. i’m honoured to have seen taylor grow & to have grown alongside her for almost ten years. i cannot wait to support this with my entire heart & to make a million more memories with this album. i’ll never be able to thank you enough for helping shape who i am today. @taylorswift its all you 🌈
things tyler does in interviews
takes his wedding ring off his finger and plays with it
picks at his nails intensely
sits with his head on his hand and stares into space
pulls at his hair
sits on his hands
wears sunglasses indoors
makes a lot of hand gestures
stares deadpan into the camera like he’s on the office
avoids the question and goes off on a tangent
refuses to name any other bands as inspirations
insists his dream band is the dixie chicks and celine dion’s backing band
says he wants to get a baby cow tattooed on his calf
says ‘see you on another time’ at the end
stares at josh
things josh does in interviews
spaces out while tyler talks
says ‘um’ at the start of every sentence
says ‘yeah’ after anything tyler says
takes years to get to his point
chuckles at tyler’s dumb jokes for moral support
gives advice from his grandpa
puts his arm on the back of the chair/sofa
wears hats
nods gently along to tyler’s speeches
mentions their physique a lot
talks about cereal
retells his most tattooed guy at the record store story in a slightly different way each time
stares at tyler
#its sad bc she looked relieved
sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead
Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home
my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child
jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)
—Hard Feelings/Loveless, Lorde
•"Oh, we’re neighbors?“ -“We’re not roommates.”
•"Do you have a date.. for homecoming?“ “Thanks Jason, but I already have a date.” “…Okay.”
•"Calling yourself ‘The Shocker’, I’m ‘The Shocker,’ I shock people. What is this? Pro wrestling?“
•"AH! My butt!”
•"Why did I say about using the bell for comedic purposes?“
•"Keep your FINGERS clear of the BLADES!”
•"A gang with alien guns run by a guy with wings… Yeah, they have a lair.“
•"arE YOU REALLY FRIENDS WITH PETER PARKER?!”
•"You deserve that, you’re a criminal. BYE MR. CRIMINIAL!“
•"Is he here?” “In the toilet? No…”
adding on:
“like a bon jovi concert.”
“you see anything like that, you turn and run the other way.” “y-yeah of course.”
“you know delmar’s?” “yeah, best sandwich in queens.” “subhaven’s pretty good.” “eh it’s too much bread.” “i like bread.”
“flash is wrong.”
“that’s not spider-man, that’s just ned in a red shirt.”
“so we’re gonna have spider-man swing in, say you guys are tight, and then i get a fist-bump or one of those half-bro hugs.”
I’m just a huge fan of the sport.
The best of Peter Parker in Captain America: Civil War
instagram au: modern disney princesses (2/?)
Dunans Castle, ancestral seat of Clan Fletcher, Argyll, Scotland
when a character you hate dies
