The Hate U Give By Angie Thomas | @wnq-books

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

teach, child. 

Idk why this is soooo funny

Me

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

Puppy getting his first check-up!

I would live in one of these. not the house, the conversation pit alone

why tf did these go out of style they are ??? EVERYTHING????

concept: it’s 3am. sad girl hours didn’t come tonight. we are all fast asleep.

2016

Walking into 2016 like:

Can now confirm that this is NOT AT ALL how 2016 went...

Cop: We’ve found the man who stole your identity and was impersonating you

Me: Where was he?

Cop: Eating Cheetos and crying over fictional characters

Me *impressed* he really went for it

‪From @sarperduman: “İyi geceler" 🐈🎹😴” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: http://ift.tt/2BxM0rQ ]

“If it was a Muslim or a Mexican…”

I’ll just leave this right here 🤔

Here’s the full clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdXRRQou4qk

Reblogging for the link to the full video clip. Fresh brewed tea, served scalding hot.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

“Ride or Die” also means that if he ever hits you, he dies, and you call your bff for a ride.

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another. 

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another.

Crying burns about 70 cals an hour, so when you sob about gaining weight you’re already on your way losing that weight

This is so dark but i had to laugh so hard at this omfg

Jamie Tworkowksi (via purplebuddhaquotes)