World’s Oldest Cat Is 31 And Still Has Many Lives Left

Adorable tabby cat named Nutmeg is a contender to be the world’s oldest cat as he celebrates his 31st birthdays, which is equivalent to 141 human years.

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he looks thrilled

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

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excellent resource

This is how a skate shop and butcher share a sign. 

For some reason this amuses me

it’s SIMPLE man

either you SKATE or you STEAK

The two sweetest bear cubs I’ve ever seen!

His smile at the end….. sigh!

Goals

oh my god

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

we made it

Potoos use their body posture to camouflage themselves as part of the tree they’re perched in.

GUYS. LOOK IN THE SECOND PICTURE. LOOK AT THE FUZZY BABBY POTOO POSING LIKE ITS MOM. LOOK HOW PROUD SHE IS, LIKE “I’M SO GLAD, MY CHILD IS SO GOOD AT PRETENDING TO BE A FUCKING TREE STUMP”

I JUST THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD WANT TO KNOW WHAT A POTOO LOOKS LIKE WITH ITS EYES OPEN BECAUSE WOW 

WOWOWOWOW

LIKE ALL AROUND THIS BIRD IS SO RIDICULOUS

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HOW COULD YOU REBLOG THIS AND NOT ALSO MENTION HOW THE FUCKING THING *SOUNDS*

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​this worked last night lets go for round two

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️

i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

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Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!