• ❝ Can we try to have an optimistic outlook, huh? ❞
• ❝ Can we buck up just enough to see the world won’t fall apart? ❞
• ❝ Another stumble as I’m reaching for the right thing to say ❞
• ❝ Anybody maybe happen to know how the hell to do this? ❞
• ❝ I don’t know if you can tell but this is me just pretending to know ❞
• ❝ Another masterful attempt ends with disaster ❞
• ❝ On the outside, always looking in ❞
• ❝ We start with stars in our eyes. We start believing that we belong ❞
• ❝ And no one tells you where you went wrong ❞
• ❝ When you’re falling in a forest and there’s nobody around do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? ❞
• ❝ We pick a spot and shoot the breeze like buddies do, quoting songs by our favorite bands, telling jokes no one understands. Except us two ❞
• ❝ Feels like we could go on for forever this way. Two friends on a perfect day ❞
• ❝ We walk a while and talk about the things we’ll do when we get out of school. Bike the Appalachian trail or write a book or learn to sail? ❞
• ❝ There’s nothing that we can’t discuss like girls we wish would notice us but never do ❞
• ❝ There’s nowhere else I’d rather be ❞
• ❝ We’ve been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much ❞
• ❝ But I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight ❞
• ❝ I’ve gotta tell you, life without you has been hard ❞
• ❝ Kinky! ❞
• ❝ And I miss talking about life and other stuff ❞
• ❝ I love my parents but each day’s another fight ❞
• ❝ I’ll take your advice. I’ll try to be more nice, I’ll turn it around. Wait and see ❞
• ❝ ‘Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention ❞
• ❝ I’m sending pictures of the most amazing trees ❞
• ❝ Dude, I’m proud of you just keep pushing through ❞
• ❝ Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond ❞
• ❝ I could curl up and hide in my room. There in my bed, still sobbing tomorrow, I could give in to all of the gloom ❞
• ❝ Why should I have a heavy heart? ❞
• ❝ Why should I start to break in pieces? ❞
• ❝ Why should I go and fall apart for you? ❞
• ❝ I gave you the world, you threw it away ❞
• ❝ ‘Cause when the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep ❞
• ❝ After all you put me through, don’t say it wasn’t true that you were not the monster that I knew ❞
• ❝ There’s nothing like your smile, sort of subtle and perfect and real ❞
• ❝ You never knew how wonderful that smile could make someone feel ❞
• ❝ But we’re a million worlds apart and I don’t know how I would even start ❞
• ❝ And he wondered how you learned to dance like all the rest of the world isn’t there ❞
• ❝ Guys like you and me we’re just the losers who keep waiting to be seen, right? ❞
• ❝ No one deserves to be forgotten ❞
• ❝ If you never get around to doing some remarkable thing that doesn’t mean that you’re not worth remembering ❞
• ❝ No one should flicker out or have any doubt that it matters that they are here ❞
• ❝ Have you ever felt like nobody was there? Have you ever felt forgotten in the middle of nowhere? Have you ever felt like you could disappear? ❞
• ❝ ‘Cause when you don’t feel strong enough to stand you can reach out your hand and someone will coming running ❞
• ❝ There’s a place where we don’t have to feel unknown ❞
• ❝ I don’t need you to sell me on reasons to want you. I don’t need you to search for the proof that I should ❞
• ❝ I don’t need more reminders of all that’s been broken. I don’t need you to fix what I’d rather forget ❞
• ❝ What if it’s you and what if it’s me and what if that’s all that we need it to be and the rest of the world falls away? ❞
• ❝ But if you really see me if you like me for me and nothing else. Well, that’s all that I’ve wanted for longer that you could possibly know ❞
• ❝ So you found a place where the grass is greener and you jumped the fence to the other side. Is it good? ❞
• ❝ Well I hope you’re proud of your big decision. Yeah, I hope it’s all that you want and more ❞
• ❝ Well I’m sorry you had it rough and I’m sorry I’m not enough. Thank God they rescued you ❞
• ❝ Does it cross your mind to be slightly sorry? Do you even care that you might be wrong? ❞
• ❝ Well I hope you had a blast while you dragged me along ❞
• ❝ And you say what you need to say. And you play who you need to play. And if somebody’s in your way, crush them and leave them behind ❞
• ❝ All I need is some time to think but the boat is about to sink ❞
• ❝ So I just stand here sorry, searching for something to say ❞
• ❝ That’s not a worthy explanation. I know there is none. Nothing can make sense of all these things I’ve done ❞
• ❝ 'Cause what if everyone saw? What if everyone knew? Would they like what they saw? Or would they hate it too? ❞
• ❝ The house felt so big, and I felt so small ❞
• ❝ And I knew there would be moments that I’d miss. And I knew there would be space I couldn’t fill. And I knew I’d come up short a billion different ways ❞
• ❝ Dear Evan Hansen,​ today is going to be a good day. And here’s why: because today, today at least you’re you and—that’s enough.​ ❞

• “That’s illegal.”
• “And that’s my WIFE!”
• “This is the height of luxury!”
• “Your opinion doesn’t matter.”
• “Shut up! You’re all gonna die!“
• “Why?…Why do you do this…?“
• “I’m new in town and it gets worse.“
• “I lived like a goddamn ninja turtle.”
• “Oh, we’re gonna freak out so bad.”
• “I don’t look older, I just look worse.“
• “You know how I’m filled with rage?”
• “I need everyone to like me so much!”
• “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.“
• “I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.”
• “And I said ‘no’… You know, like a liar.”
• “Adult life is already so goddamn weird.“
• “First off, get out of here with your facts.”
• “I think I can get them to budge, let’s go.”
• “No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!”
• “I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.“
• “We were little goblins. We were terrible.”
• “Now, we don’t have time to unpack all that.“
• “Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.“
• “I was just shiny, and dumb, and easy to trick.”
• “I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.“
• “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.“
• “Brush your teeth, now BOOM, orange juice! That’s life.”
• “Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.”
• “ I’m so horny and angry all the time, and I have no outlet.“
• “That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse.”
• “She’s a dynamite bitch and she’s the best. She’s my hero.“
• “In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”
• “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!”
• “We started chanting, ‘McDonald’s, McDonald’s, McDonald’s!‘“
• “I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then, one day, I’ll die.“
• “Then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.“
• “Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.”
• “Just ‘cause you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting…”
• “I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?'”
• “You are never too young to learn our national ‘no snitching’ policy.“
• “You know those days when you’re like ‘this might as well happen’?”
• “Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.“
• “Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.“
• “And apparently I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said, ‘It’s perfume.’ And it was.“
• “I try to stay optimistic… even though, I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”
• “I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.“
• “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them.”
• “And everyone else joined in. A hundred drunk, white children yelling ‘fuck da police’!”
• “I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.“
• “My vibe is like, ‘hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you’.”
• “I am very small and I have no money… so, you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”
• “The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.”
• “They terrify me to this day because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way.“
• “I quit drinking because I used to drink too much… then I would black out and I would ruin parties.”
• “If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word.”
• “College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?’“
• “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you.”
• “I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.“

• “  every  story  needs  a  hero  and  a  villain.  ”
• “  this  is  going  to  be  a  little  uncomfortable.  ”
• “  do  you  know  what  i've  done ?  what  i  would  do  again  if  given  the  chance ?  ”  
• “  i  can't  stop.  it's  what  i  am.  “
• “  they  hate  what  they  cannot  control.  ”
• “  the  only  difference  between  a  hero  and  a  villain,  is  who’s  telling  the  story.  ”
• “  i  have  my  reasons  for  being  this  way.  ”
• “  your  death  will  mean  nothing  to  them.  ”
• “  kill  me.  go  on,  i  dare  you.  ”
• “  i  don’t  think  you’ve  got  it  in  you.  you’re  like  a  little  dove,  never  wanting  to  get  your  hands  dirty.  ”
• “  what  do  i  want  ?  i  want  to  see  the  world  burn.  i  want  to  see  a  new  world  born  from  it’s  ashes.  ”
• “  one  day  i  will  kill  you.  and  you  can  be  safe  in  the  knowledge  that  you  will  have  deserved  it.  ”
• “  fate  is  an  excuse  for  people  who  are  too  stupid  or  too  weak  to  make  their  own  future.  ”
• “  let  you  go  ?  do  you  really  think  i’m  that  stupid ?  ”
• “  i  could  keep  you  safe.  they’re  all  afraid  of  me. ”
• “  ask  me  if  i  give  a  crap.  ”
• “  you’re  playing  my  game  now.  ”
• “  tell me;  would  you  kill  to  save  a  life ?  ”
• “  what’s  more  important  to  you ?  their  life  or  your  reputation ?  ”

• “  people  will  never  bleed  enough  to  fulfil  your  vision  of  justice.  ”
• “  i  will  never  turn  my  back  on  people  who  need  me.  ”
• “  i  don’t  need  to  be  saved.  ”
• “  rebellions  are  built  on  hope.  ” 
• “  i  will  win.  that’s  what  heroes  do.  ”
• “  i  don’t  have  to  prove  anything  to  you.  ”
• “  you  can’t  always  be  strong,  but  you  can  always  be  brave.  ”
• “  i  will  catch  you.  i  will  bring  you  to  justice.  ”
• “  once  there  is  blood  on  your  hands,  they  will  never  be  clean.  ”
• “  don’t  carry  the  world  upon  your  shoulders.  ”
• “  you  don’t  need  a  reason  to  save  people.  ”
• “  i’m  not  a  hero.  ”
• “  we  will  win.  ”
• “  there’s  no  escape  this  time.  ”
• “  i  really  don’t  want  to  fight.  ”
• “  if  it  was  down  to  me  to  save  your  life,  would  you  trust  me  to  do  it ?  ”
• “  i’ll  admit,  this  looks  bad.  ”
• “  i’m  proud  of  what  i  am.  ”
• “  i  know  my  value.  ”
• “  you’re  wrong  about  them !  ”
• “  let  them  go.  they  have  nothing  to  do  with  this  fight.  ”
• “  it’s  not  too  late  to  change.  i  can  help  you.  ”
• “  killing  me  will  not  end  this.  ” 

• “I am ruined…”
• “Say no to this.”
• “You’re too kind, sir.”
• “Please don’t go, sir!”
• “This one’s mine, sir.”
• “I hadn’t slept in a week.”
• “I didn’t know any better!”
• “Nobody needs to know…”
• “I don’t know about any letter!”
• “I know you are a man of honor.”
• “Stop crying, goddamnit, get up!”
• “I don’t have the means to go on.”
• “And her body’s saying ‘hell yes’.”
• “So, was your whole story a setup?”
• “I’m so sorry to bother you at home.”
• “Lord, show me how to say no to this.”
• “But, my God, she looks so helpless…”
• “She turned red, she led me to her bed.”
• “There’s nothing like summer in the city.”
• “I wish I could say that was the last time.”
• “I said that last time. It became a pastime.”
• “There’s trouble in the air, you can smell it.”
• “Beating me, cheating me, mistreating me…”
• “A month into this endeavor, I received a letter.”
• “Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold!”
• “If the price is right… if not I’m telling YOUR wife.”
• “Just give him what he wants and you can have me!”
• “You see, that was my WIFE who you decided to — !”
• “’Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health…’”
• “Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty.”
• “But I don’t know where to go, and I came here all alone.”
• “Half dressed, apologetic. A mess… she looked pathetic.”

• “Can’t live with ‘em, can’t kill 'em, right?”
• “It’s okay. It’s not like you mowed down a deaf kid while texting. This is fixable.”
• “Hey! This is awkward, huh?”
• “Yeah. You know, if he wasn’t gay I might just have to kill him.”
• “You cherish her/him?”
• “Yes. You can struggle but you can’t escape.”
• “First time’s always free.”
• “Whoever said I was gay? And what is gay, anyway?”
• “Don’t worry. I won’t do anything - unless you want me to.”
• “This is crazy. We have to go. C'mon.”
• “What’s crazy? You and I make great music together and have even better sex?”
• “In order to create, you have to embrace the dark side.”
• “You fucking killed him!”
• “I’ll do anything you want. I just want you to feel good.”
• “I’m really good at keeping secrets.”

with  birds  of  prey   having  come  out   ,   i  figured  i’d  make  a  meme  out  of  it.   i  can’t  promise  these  are  spoiler  free   ,   but  luckily   ,   it  won’t  spoil  that  much.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.     please  remember  to  reblog  from  the  source  if  you  aren’t  going  to  send  something  in.

• ❛   they  say  if  you  wanna  tell  a  story  right  ,  you  gotta  start  at  the  beginning.   ❜
• ❛   i  was  the  brains  behind  some  of  mr.  j’s  biggest  stunts.   ❜
• ❛   it  was  time  for   (  city  here  )   to  meet  the  new   (  character  name  )   ,   so  i  really  put  myself  out  there.   ❜
• ❛   it’s  not  a  party  without  a  little  drama  ,  am  i  right  ?   ❜
• ❛   i  hadn’t  told  people  about  the  breakup  ,  but  you  have  to  understand  ,  being   ____ ‘s  girlfriend  /  boyfriend  gave  me  new  meaning.   ❜
• ❛   i  could  do  whatever  i  wanted  to  whoever  i  wanted.   ❜
• ❛   i  needed  to  find  a  way  to  show  the  world  that  i  cut  ties  for  good.   ❜
• ❛   lucky  for  me   ,   i  have  all  my  best  ideas  drunk.   ❜
• ❛   it  was  the  closure  i  needed.   ❜
• ❛   i  wanted  a  fresh  start.   the  chance  to  be  my  own  woman…   ❜
• ❛   do  you  know  who  i  am  ?   ❜
• ❛   she  just  updated  her  relationship  status.   sheis  about  to  find  out  that  a  lot  of  people  want  her  dead.   ❜
• ❛   is  that  a  snot  bubble  ?   eww  ,  gross.   ❜
• ❛   i  was  halfway  across town  ,  hungover  and  thinking  about  breakfast.   ❜
• ❛   turns  out  ,  i  wronged  a  lot  of  people.   ❜
• ❛   it  took  losing  something  i  truly  love  to  see  that  the  target  on  my  back  was  bigger  than  i  thought.   ❜
• ❛   hi  boys  !   meeting’s  over.   ❜
• ❛   i’m  about  to  own  this  city  ,  not  just  the  east.   ❜
• ❛   ____  has  been  singing  at  ____’s  club  for  the  last  several  years.   ❜
• ❛   and  for  the  first  time  in  a  long  time  ,  i’m  all  on  my  own.   it’s  great.   ❜
• ❛   i  don’t  need  your  help  ,  i  got  this.   ❜
• ❛   you  got  this  ?   no  wonder  everyone  hates  you.   ❜
• ❛   all  these  years  i  thought  she  was  just  a  pretty  face  with  a  great  set  of  lungs.   ❜
• ❛   people  don’t  kill  people  i  own  without  my  permission  !   ❜
• ❛   this  is  spectacular  news.   if  she  doesn’t  belong  to  him  ,  she  belongs  to  me.   ❜
• ❛   in  the  storytelling  business  ,  this  dummy  swallowing  that  diamond  is  a  complication.   a  complication  that  i  didn’t  need right  now.   ❜
• ❛   for  all  your  noise  and  luster  ,  you’re  just  a  surly  little  girl  with  no  one  to  protect  her.   ❜
• ❛   call  me  old  fashioned  ,  but  i  always  thought  the  guy  was  supposed  to  get  the  girl  a  diamond.   ❜
• ❛   no  cop  ever  gets  anything  done  until  they’re  suspended.   ❜
• ❛   this  next  bit  ain’t  very  pretty.   ❜
• ❛   does  she  always  talk  like  a  cop  out  of  a  bad  80s  movie  ?   ❜
• ❛   they  call themselves  birds  of  prey.   ❜
• ❛   i  call  them  dorky  little  do - gooders.   ❜
• ❛   hyenas  really  do  have  nine  lives.   ❜
• ❛   i  made  the  kid  my  apprentice  ,  call  me  a  softy.   i  dare  ya.   ❜
• ❛   do  you  know  what  a  harlequin  is  ?   a  harlequin’s  role  is  to  serve.   it’s  nothing  without  a  master.   and  no  one  gives  two  shits  who  we  are  beyond  that.   ❜
• ❛   none  of  us  are  walking  out  of  here  unless  we  work  together.   ❜
• ❛   isn’t  this  fun  ?   ❜
• ❛   it’s  just  like  a  sleepover    —   we  should  order  pizza  ,  make  cosmos  !   ❜
• ❛   i’m  the  one  they  should  be  scared  off.   ❜
• ❛   unless  we  all  wanna  die  very  unpleasant  deaths  ,  we’re  gonna  have  to  work  together.   ❜
• ❛   psychologically  speaking  ,  vengeance  rarely  brings  the  catharsis  we  hope  for.   ❜
• ❛   is  that  a  hyena  in  a  bathtub  ?   ❜
• ❛   i  named  him  bruce  after  that  hunky  wayne  guy.   ❜
• ❛   it’s  time  for  gotham  to  meet  the  birds  of  prey.   ❜
• ❛   i  don’t  have  rage  issues  !   ❜
• ❛   hey  !   i  know  that  guy  !   ❜
• ❛   i’m  about  to  learn  that  a  lot  of  people  want  me  dead.   ❜
• ❛   i’m  not  shopping  at  this  store.   i’m  robbing  this  store.   ❜
• ❛   paying  is  for  dummies  !   ❜
• ❛   fucking  fabulous  ,  if  you  ask  me.   ❜
• ❛   you  know  what  they  say   —   behind  every  successful  man  is  a  badass broad.   ❜
• ❛   who’s  having  a  good  time  ?   ❜
• ❛   i  told  you  she  had  a  killer  voice.   ❜
• ❛   aren’t  you  glad  you  wore  that  ?   sexy  and  bulletproof  !   ❜
• ❛   it’s  not  a  fucking  bow  and  arrow.   it’s  a  crossbow.   i’m  not  twelve.   ❜
• ❛   you  killed  my  sandwich  !   ❜
• ❛   i  stole  your  ring.   ❜
• ❛   why  don’t  i  own  the  crossbow  killer  ?   i  like  crossbows  !   ❜
• ❛   what  a  way  to  start  my  new  life   ——   the  perfect  egg  sandwich.   ❜
• ❛   oh  !   you’re  that  psycho  chick.   ❜
• ❛   if  he  gets  the  diamond  ,  he’ll  be  unstopable.   ❜
• ❛   if  you  want  boys  to  respect  you  ,  show  them  you’re  serious.   shoot  something  ,  blow  it  up  !   ❜
• ❛   i’m  sorry  ,  kid.   i’m  just  a  terrible  person  i  guess.   ❜
• ❛   that  is  childhood  trauma  right  there.   ❜
• ❛   you  made  me  want  to  be  a  less  terrible  person.   ❜
• ❛   i  underestimated  you  ,  and  i’m  sorry.   ❜
• ❛   i’m  used  to  it.   ❜
• ❛   here’s  the  thing  about  new  love  ,  you  have  to  feed  it.  ❜
• ❛   i  was  never  an  establishment  kind  of  gal.   ❜
• ❛   if  you  ever  watched  any  cop  show  ever   ,   you  know  this  is  when  shit  gets  real.   ❜

- Haleir; fandomless Archfey OC - D&D, Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, Witcher, Original Modern and Historical Fantasy + more - est. 2015 - Selective / mutuals only - Multi-ship / multi-verse - 13+ years of online roleplaying experience - Long para, short para, banter - Mun and muse are 30+ - Open to tumblr IMs, asks, and discord - Please read Rules + Bio before interacting