*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

fuck up, die

What's even more funny is during all of this, Elon Musk is waging a massive public PR campaign to get the Tesla board to give him $56,000,000,000 (that's $56 billion) and for the most part

If anyone of us were even 1/1000000 as bad as our jobs the way Elon Musk is at his we'd be fired months ago, let alone asking for more than the GDP of Wyoming in compensation.

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I'm unsure if it's a societal issue or an American phenomenon, but many, myself included, struggle to fully embrace moments of leisure. Enjoying simple pleasures, relaxation, and serenity—reading for hours in your favorite chair or indulging in a hot bath with a glass of wine—often comes with a sense of guilt. Even when taking a moment for self-renewal, the guilt persists unless pushed to the point of burnout, making it difficult to fully appreciate these moments. Here's me urging you to skip the guilt – you deserve to relish in leisure, bask in the sunny spot of your living room, sip on coffee or a midday drink without justification, and find joy in life without overworking for it. Life is a blessing; don't hesitate to treat it as such.

This was a major cultural shock when I first moved to the US as a European and I noticed that a lot of my American friends couldn't carve time out for leisurely activities. Life itself moved at a different, quicker pace and work seemed more alienating than back home, which is pretty depressing but it's capitalism for you I guess.

middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible

Master the rules then grow beyond them obviously

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

This is your reminder to go get your oil changed ‼️

You do not want to ruin your car or stall in the middle of the highway!

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

The three genders.

ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

bless know your meme

neil and jeans whole interaction at the diner was basically “do you want me to kill that guy for you? haha see you at improv practice” except he doesnt ask if jean wants him to kill that guy for him and the improv practice is an fbi interrogation

Today's aesthetic: cosmic horror tabletop RPGs from the 1980s whose creators wrote the "madness rules" by simply plagiarising a list of disorders and their descriptions from the DSM-II and turning it into a d100 lookup table, except the DSM-II still listed "homosexuality" as a mental disorder (it wasn't removed until the DSM-III), with the result that there are several published tabletop RPGs where there's a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make you gay.

(Amusingly, one such game was later re-used as the core system for a licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles RPG, and the madness rules were carried over verbatim, with the result that seeing Cthulhu can also make your ninja turtle gay.)

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

brutalist candy cane

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version