YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

I wish life had CTRL+F for finding lost stuff.

Exactly.

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

does anyone remember when corbin bleu was in that movie about jump roping girls

it was a movie about how he was a boxer who left the boxing world to jump rope.

Back when Disney was lit

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

cursed image

if you see this photo and don’t reblog it the night dog will appear the next time you are eating a hot dog and you will be given too many hot dogs while it watches your misfortune with sadistic glee

I didn’t re blog this quickly enough last time and when I had hotdogs for dinner I was given 4 footlongs.

There may have been a dog But I was too busy crying meat.

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

I need a girl like this

when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾

the greatest plan in history

Look at all of us….growing up..being adults……still obsessed with Harry Potter