i feel like crying!! no wait i’m ok!! oh my god i’m so in love!! wow i’m ugly and gross and probably the worst!! wait!! i’m ok again!! time to cut all my hair off!! time to cry again whoops haha!!!!

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

me: *realizes i might have genuine feelings for someone*

me: 

stuck between wanting to feel something and wanting to feel nothing at all

This still fucking cracks me up

who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

Life isn’t always candy ! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just have to keep putting things in your mouth!!!

This sounds like it was written by my dog

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

the face of a broken man

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