oh my god i haven’t been here in an age. uh. i have a twitter and im being an adult? i also had too much to drink and started watching avengers endgame for the first time, ama
Are dey helium drifloons?
happy hannukkah all! i went fuckin WILD this lovely sunday and made me a batch of brownies AND got roaring drunk
I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.
cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-
me, growing frantic: resippy
“Finally, to the woman who truly got me this award, who just stands in front of me every day and puts up with me. She said, ‘If you propose to me, I’ll punch you clean in the mouth.’ I don’t have the words, I don’t have the time - neither of which would do you justice, Keri Lynn, except thank you. More to come.”
me: haha im impenetrable now. i only watch outlander to fill time. i dont care. 0 emotions.
john gray: willy still remembers you jamie: does he?
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
poor john so in love with a straight guy
i want to lie down and DIE
me: haha im impenetrable now. i only watch outlander to fill time. i dont care. 0 emotions.
john gray: willy still remembers you jamie: does he?
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
things i need outlander to stop doing:
1. stop having every other female character call claire a whore
i got drunk and watched a bunch of english dudes cook things on youtube
if i told 18 year old me 25 year old me would be doing this she would have had a stress attack and died
Greta Garbo and Elizabeth Young in Queen Christina, 1933.