takes canon url and runs

i want to study at a Rodent university

i will spell eek as squeak and use my powerful incisors. i would watch epic rat tricks on youtube all night while drinking a water from the bottle with my cagemates. i’ll have oxbow essentials that’s worth 5 boggles. i would go to beaver dams every night. i am also more likely to meet mice, guinea pig, naked mole rat and the Capybara.

i wish i was a rodent :(

One of the social functions of conspiracy theories is to bury genuine malfeasance beneath a layer of bullshit.

See, for example:

See also the California wildfires started because PG&E went 17 years without performing adequate safety checks on electrical infrastructure vs the California wildfires started because of the giant Jewish space laser.

i hate the internet i just described something as “meow meowish” im speaking fucking gibberish at this point

got diagnosed with another mental illness at therspy today. epic win for my Carrd

"there is no reason why homophobia should be a thing in your fictional universe" actually a) I grew up in a homophobic family in a homophobic country and can only explore my struggles and my identity through my writing b) I'm not about to be schooled by Tumblr activists as to what constitutes "good queer rep", most of you all don't seem to realise there are cultures outside those of Europe and USA and "good" is not a universal parameter.

The sooner you learn to live with your body as it is, and accept that it's the only you you've got right now, and find value and maybe even joy in being that version of yourself regardless of what may come, the sooner you can truly start dressing atrocious.

sigma covid variant

Covid is on that Sigma male grindset and will not infect women

girlboss moment

this bread dough’s looking submissive and kneadable

children don’t deserve to be cared for because they’re cute and funny or whatever. they deserve to be cared for and loved and treated with dignity because they are human beings who are routinely abused and mistreated by the very people who are mean to protect them. period, end of story.

Heterosexual Character of Today:

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

You are the protagonist. Sick of never being able to live a peaceful life you decide to kill the author

Princess Tutu (2002) created by Ikuko Itoh

Happy 60th birthday to President Obama, born on this day, August 4, 1961.

Anyway, the former war criminal, mass deporter-in-chief is currently trying to gentrify Chicago’s South Side by building his vanity project “presidential library” in the middle of the historic Jackson Park despite protests from the local community. He even had the audacity to ask one of his millionaire friends to ask for “donations” for it from the plebs. So how about instead you donate to Protect Our Parks to keep this asshole from doing another shitty thing before he croaks.

(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)

why do people get so offended when someone says shit like “i hit pro shippers with my car”? like obviously theyre not really hitting anyone with their car, so why are you mad if its just pretend? do you think their words have impact even if theyre not actually literally hitting you with a car? even if theyre only pretending to? even if its fictional it can hurt and effect real people? so you agree, fiction effects reality?

me: i really dislike my name, i should go by a better name that i like more. like griffin. thats an awesome and very good sounding name that i could identify with

me:

me:

me:

me: but what if people think im griffin mcelroy factkin,

you both make an excellent point

you all were wrong and i was right