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i want limited edition shrek crocs in size 6
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Anonymous asked:
thoughts on boys?
disgusting but irresistible
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In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.
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capacity
Anonymous asked:
You can get drone bombed too sis, the fuck?
- first gay president of the United States
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unclefather
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tiktoksithinkarefunny
you know i’ve only got 2 brain cells left if this makes me laugh
ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, TRUDY
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
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LMAO (🔊)
Getting the morning ocean gossip
spookyleggies
Source: twitter.com
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Source: randomweas
So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.
Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!
where-zozi-dares
Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about
robosekkusu
It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.
unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists
Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong
And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.
the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.
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Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies
the-forgery
My brain: goes manic
Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now
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Thaaaat’s oddly specific, I better look this up- oh
The four-year battle between Katy Perry and a group of nuns has produced its first casualty. Sister Catherine Rose Holzman died on Friday at the age of 89 after collapsing in a court hearing. She was one of two Sisters of the Most Holy and Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary who fought their archdiocese’s attempt to sell their former home to Perry. Sister Catherine Rose was responsible for such zingers as, “In selling to Katy Perry, we feel we are being forced to violate our canonical vows to the Catholic Church.” Her passing is sad, to be sure. But one has to admire such a dramatic final slug in a fight she believed in so thoroughly.
Oh.
