I'm craving Connor Kenway

boom

Holy shit turn on the audio

PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

alphabeted I found it again :D

Assassins and their Chinese zodiac signs:

P.S. Templars and their Chinese zodiac signs:

I’M CUTE

YOU'RE ADORABLE AND I LOVE YOUR NECKLACE SO MUCH

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

doctor when

bendelick mumberdun. done. 

this person spent $100 on this application

When parents mispronounce names… 🙊 (I frickin’ love her XD)

date me

will there be potato 

7 whole potato

we ride at midnight. bring potato

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

This is 2015

excuse you

"this is an OUTRAGE!”

The nerd I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

video game challenge - [4/7] -   favorite quote.

This quote is the most important thing that I hear in a game. This quote make me think that I will never give up of everything that I believe, even if I’m alone in my destiny. I love myself and I trust in me for everything. Charles Lee or Achilles: “Even those men you sought to save have turned their backs on you. Yet you fight, you resist. Why?" Connor: "Because no one else will!”

do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”

You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?

exactly

But this is my favorite 😂