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The Engagement Party

Pairing: Professor!Benedict Cumberbatch x Fem!OC Sofia Angel x Professor!Tom Hiddleston

Summary: Your engagement party dress seems to be causing a lot of problems.

Tags: MEGA Smut 18+, minors DNI, oral, fingering, penetration, degradation, threesome, everything filthy you can possibly imagine. This is pure porn.

Word count: 4.3k

Can be read as a one-shot or extra chapter of "A Hard Lesson"

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You and Benedict had spoken lengthly about the boundaries of your relationship. He had been adamant on one point in specific, I don’t want to share you ever again. He had spoken it clearly and seriously, and you had agreed immediately. It was not something you needed, however fun it had been previously. 

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Birthday Cake

A self-indulgent little drabble for my birthday! I hope everyone is having a lovely day ❤️

Pairing: Bucky x Fem!Reader

Tags: Bucky is an anxious boyfriend; nothing but fluff.

Word count: 550

Bucky’s nerves never failed him. He had been forged into a killing machine that never doubted or hesitated. He was unhesitating, unfailing, unyielding. It had been everything he had been for almost a century, and then.. then you had shown up. Bucky knew he had technically nothing to worry about. You would have been happy regardless of what he did, always grateful and happy with anything he did for you. Then why was he standing in the cake shop as an annoyed Peter listed every cake on the menu for the 10th time? 

“She loves chocolate cake,” Peter exhaled, dropping his arms dramatically on the counter. 

“She doesn’t. She just says that ‘cause she knows it is your favourite.” Bucky blurted out in an annoyed sigh, exhaling and closing his eyes for a second. “Did Sam answer your message?” The super-soldier added bitterly, realising how low he had fallen. 

“Yep. He also says chocolate,” Peter replied smugly. 

“Fuck.” Bucky shouted, pacing across the small cake shop as a teenage girl stared at the two men incredulously. 

“We can just buy different cupcakes?” Peter proposed and instantly regretted it as the super soldier glared at him. 

“Cupcakes? CUPCAKES? It’s her birthday, Peter! Not a picnic!” Bucky exhaled, counting to ten before continuing, “fine. We will take them all.” 

“All?” The girl finally snapped out of her shock. 

“One of each,” Bucky replied, pointing at every cake behind the counter. 

“Are you... sure?”

“You heard the man! One of each!” Peter butted in in an overly excited tone, looking forward to drowning in cake for the rest of the day. 

The girl nodded emphatically and silently walked to the back of the cake shop, ready to pack everything. 

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“Haaaappy birthdaaaay to youuuu, happyyy birthdaaaay to you,” the crowd sang as you walked into the compound’s living room, still holding the massive flower bouquet Bucky had brought to your dinner. You felt your heart pound in your chest as the man next to you looked at you with a worried expression, not letting the gigantic smile on your face deceive him. Your eyes weren’t sure where to look as the main table was flooded with a dozen cakes, each with a different set of candles. 

The song came to an end, and you slowly made your way around the cakes blowing out all candles. You thanked all your friends and then reached Bucky again, wrapping your arms around his neck and whispering, “thank you, my love. You didn’t have to.”

He pulled you closer, holding you tight. “I didn’t know which one is your favourite.” He chuckled, feeling a weight leave his chest and a blush cover his cheeks as he looked into your shiny eyes. 

You stood on your tiptoes and reached his ear, “it is red velvet, but if anyone ever asks, say chocolate. That’s Sam and Peter’s favourite, and I love how happy they get.” You pulled away giggling, a smug look stamped across your face like you had gotten away with a crime. 

Bucky couldn’t help but shake his head and grin, “happy birthday, my love.” 

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maybe you could be the one (2)

Chris Evans x Personal Assistant!Reader

Now that you've told Chris you're quitting, you're stuck dealing with his mercurial behaviour. Things escalate real quick.

Part 1: HERE

Word Count: 832

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"Here's something to eat," you offer, wiggling the protein bar before you with both hands. "Don't worry, I did all my research before I got it, and I've double-checked with your trainer and your nutritionist. They both approve of this one."

Seated upright on a director's chair with his arms loosely crossed, Chris stares ahead. A hair and makeup artist hovers before him, putting the finishing touches to his hair before dabbing his T-zone with a blotting paper.

He doesn't bother looking at you or the snack you're trying to soften him up with. "Do I look hungry?"

The bite in his tone is hard to miss; the hair and makeup artist throws you a confused glance before she skitters away. Too bad you can't do the same.

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Merry Christmas, Sherlock

Pairing: Sherlock Holmes x Reader

Summary: Sherlock craves your attention and a bet may just do the trick.

Word count: 1.6k

Tags: grumpy Sherlock, confident reader. Inspired by that one Christmas episode where Sherlock is awful to Molly.

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“Merry Christmas, everyone!” You shouted, entering the room, noticing how all the attention shifted from Sherlock to you. The violin was still in his hands; you assumed he had just finished playing a Christmas song. Everyone stood up to greet you while the detective released an unhappy comment under his breath. He hated it, the way you managed to move all attention to yourself so effortlessly. He hated the fact that you didn’t even seem interested in it, brushing it away as just another natural characteristic of being you. But the thing he hated the most was how he was equally captivated by you as everybody else. 

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Oook, @stardancerluv tagged me in a game of listing five things that make me happy, and opted for making new posts so as not to overwhelm dashboards

1. My son

2. My amazing boyfriend

3. Baking

4. Rocky Road ice cream

5. Any Ewan McGregor movie!!!

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The Halloween Hit {Pero Tovar x F!Reader}

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 14.2k

Warnings: Assignation attempts, gun violence, poison, technically infidelity, divorces, fingering, oral sex (female receiving), vaginal sex, spanking, breath play, squirting, death ***Not all warnings are listed to prevent spoilers***

Comments: Your new landscaper is hiding a secret: that your soon-to-be ex husband has hired him to kill you. Wanting the inheritance he can’t touch and being divorced for infidelity, he hires Pero Tovar to kill you. Pero finds it harder to kill you than he anticipated, especially when he falls into your bed, and you manage to get under his skin right before the Halloween festival your resort puts on every year. 

Co-written with @storiesofthefandomlovers

Click Keep Reading only if you have read the Rating and Warnings and understand the warnings may not be complete to avoid listing spoilers. As AO3 says ’creator chooses not to use warnings’. You also agree that you’re the right age to be consuming anything here.

“Jerry. Have those pumpkins been delivered?” You call out to your resort manager who walks past your office. “Yes ma’am. They came in this morning. We are working on the maze for the festival and we need you to finalize the menu for the snacks for the kids.” Jerry tells you and you grin, “you know how much I love Oreo pudding and gummy worms.” You wink, knowing the chef will go out of his way to make the snacks Halloween themed. 

“Oh and the new landscaper will be arriving today. Pero Tovar.” Jerry tells you and you turn back to your computer for a moment. 

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Hopes, Dreams, and Everything In Between (Morpheus x Reader)

Summary: Just when Morpheus finally escapes capture at the hands of the Burgess lineage and begins to make his way back to his realm, his weak connection to his power disappears completely. Left stranded in a world with no knowledge of what has transpired for over a century, no powers, and no clothes, Dream of the Endless must let down his guard and place his trust in a human whose path he was quite literally dropped in the middle of.

Word count: 10.7k

A/N: So! Here we are, with what is arguably the longest oneshot I've ever written. @glitchmeharder had left a comment on a post I made, pointing out that they wanted more fics of Morpheus getting stuck in the Waking World and needing to live with Reader for a little bit.

My mind took this sentence and RAN with it. Like, I apologize in advance for how long this is. I'm pretty pleased with it though, especially for my first Morpheus fic. I hope you're pleased with it too.

(Also, the POV jumps back and forth between Morpheus and Reader, but it alternates every other section and is pretty clear which POV is which)

(Also-also I've been staring at this fic for so long now I don't even know if it makes sense anymore)

Let me know your thoughts! Likes are appreciated, comments, asks, and reblogs make my world go round! My inbox is always open for you guys :)

*This fic uses she/her pronouns and includes the use of Y/n*

Freedom.

After being held captive for 106 long, painful years, Lord Morpheus, Dream of the Endless, King of Dreams and Nightmares, is on the precipice of securing his freedom. The younger Burgess’s lover had erased a small part of the runes encircling his glass cage with the wheel of the old man’s wheelchair, sending little more than a sorrowful glance back towards the prisoner. So this was how he would attempt to secure his safety, by breaking the circle of runes surrounding him. Barely a scuff, really, but it’s enough.

It’s enough for Morpheus to feel the faintest bit of his power return to him.

It’s enough that it’s all too easy for him to influence one of the security guards, waxing poetically about his upcoming beach vacation, to close his eyes for just a moment.

It’s enough for a dream to form, one of sun and sea and sand. Sand that Morpheus is able to gather a handful of, right in front of the horrified guard’s dreaming eyes.

The guard, lost in his dream nightmare, shoots at what he thinks is Morpheus. In the Waking World, he’s shooting at the orb that he’s meant to be diligently watching. A bullet hits, and a crack forms. Another, and another, and another, even as the other guard screams at her colleague to stop.

The glass explodes, and Morpheus fills his lungs with his first huff of fresh air in over a century. He can’t get lost in the joy that threatens to burst like a dam at finally seeing and feeling freedom. Not when he has a job to do, not when he has a kingdom to return home to.

He steps past the broken runes, now useless at keeping him trapped, and towards the two that are commanding him to stop where he is. He does as they ask, standing still in front of them. When the female orders him to open his closed fist, he is nice enough to listen to that command as well, lifting it to his mouth and blowing the sand in their faces.

A portal forms above him, and all Morpheus can think of is home. The Dreaming. He can feel it calling to him, a kingdom beckoning its ruler back. His power lifts him, and Morpheus welcomes the sensation of traveling through realms.

Then, just as quickly as he had his power, he loses it again.

Like a spelunker who’s just had their trusty rope give out on them, Dream finds himself free-falling with no way of stopping or controlling where he’s going. He tries desperately to clutch onto the tendrils of power that have abandoned him, but they refuse to obey.

He lands harshly on cold pavement, weak and disoriented with no idea of where he is. There’s a flash of blinding lights, the sound of rubber squealing, and then…

Darkness.

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A Hard Lesson (Professor!Benedict Cumberbatch x Reader)

Summary: mean history professor, horny student that wants to please him at all costs.

Tags: Smut, 18+, MINORS DNI, praise, authority, degradation kink, daddy kink, oral sex, fingering, voyeurism, orgasm denial, threesome, breeding kink, fake dating, Professor!Tom Hiddleston x Reader.

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Your coffee date proceeded with no further issues as Tom took a picture of you sipping your cappuccino and smiled, “perfect screen background!” You couldn’t help but blush. It was the first time anyone put you as their background.

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Sex, Drugs and...Tacos {Dieter Bravo x F!Reader}

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 8.2k

Warnings: Mentions of sex, masturbation, dub-con due to drug usage, planned drug usage and prior sexual consent, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, multiple orgasms, ass slapping, body image issues, anal fingering, oral sex (female receiving), sex toys, anal sex, double penetration, cream pie

Comments: SEX POLLEN!!! Dieter is whining that no one wants to have sex with him and you haven’t ever had an orgasm with a partner. Dieter suggests that you get high to relax, ecstasy to help you loosen up and allow yourself to get out of your own head. You agree to that and ask your boss to help you out with this. His normal dealer is out of the drug he asked for, but promises what he’s delivering is exactly what you need. 

Co-written with @storiesofthefandomlovers

Click Keep Reading only if you have read the Rating and Warnings and understand the warnings may not be complete to avoid listing spoilers. As AO3 says ’creator chooses not to use warnings’. You also agree that you’re the right age to be consuming anything here.

Dieter flips down on the sofa and scowls dramatically, a pout on his handsome face. Even when he is unkept, which is 98% of the time when he’s not on set, he’s handsome. Even with the stupid earring he wears and the ratty bathrobe he loves. “No one wants to have sex with me.” He whines, rolling his eyes over at you in an almost pleading way. “Find someone for me?” He begs. “I’m bored and horny.”

You roll your eyes at him as you sit on the other side of the sofa. Your laptop on your lap as you finalize his schedule for the month. You have to plan everything, even his meals, otherwise Dieter will go off the tracks and do whatever he wants. He went missing for six days last year during a movie shoot and was found in some brothel in Barcelona. Drugged and sexed up to his eyeballs. “Just smoke some weed and jerk off. You’ll be fine.” You tell him. Your working relationship with him has always been very direct. He hates fake, so he wants you to say what you think, even if he doesn’t always like it.

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practically perfect in every way part 3

Pairing: Hotch x Fem!Reader

AN: Welp here we are again. Let me know what y’all think!

Jack is 6 at the beginning of this and Haley is dead. rip to her. Hotch is around 40ish, reader is 25-26ish.

Summary: Aaron Hotchner hires Jack’s nanny, knowing she is practically perfect in every way. A perfect nanny for Jack, and as he comes to find, a perfect match for him. 

CW: bloody nose?? think that’s it??

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The Florida case had gone well.

Well, as well as could be expected. A family annihilator from a broken home wreaking havoc in Tallahassee was quickly managed by Aaron and his team, and he found himself on his way home on Wednesday evening, just a few short days after promising y/n he would come home as quick as he could. 

He smiled to himself, looking out the window of the jet. Looks like he would get to keep his promise. 

“What are you smiling about, Hotch? Got a hot date lined up when we land?” Morgan asked, grin on his face and eyebrows raised.

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Play it Again || A. Hotchner x Fem Reader

hi all! This is just a little something based off of Play it Again by Luke Bryan. Hope you enjoy!

contains: alcohol consumption

wordcount: 1.6k

It was one of those perfect early-spring nights that reminded you that the winter was worth suffering through. You were gathered in Rossi’s backyard celebrating the unseasonably warm weather and a rare Saturday night off with everyone free. JJ and Morgan were helping Jack and Henry roast marshmallows, Spencer and Penelope were tossing tiny piles of uprooted grass at each other, and Emily and Rossi were in the kitchen putting together another pitcher of sangria. There was an early spring breeze carrying the music coming from the radio of Morgan’s truck, and you were sitting in the bed, your legs stretched out. Hotch ambled over to you, a fresh beer in one hand and a White Claw from the cooler in the other for you. 

“You looked like you could use a cold one,” he said, handling the can over and settling into the side of the truck, resting his arm on the edge of the bed. 

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