Maybe we should take a trip to Jupiter

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”

"Well I think she’s a real classy lady."

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

this is the coupon btw

he's a cult leader, he's a fashion icon, he's a war veteran, he's immortal, he dies all the time, he's haunted, he's high and he's sober, he's agnostic, god hates him personally. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head, didn't he?

a small collection of the batshit tags i've gotten on this post so far

#girl help

Peak gender expression is when you're called both sir and shawty by two different customers within five minutes of each other

lazytown is a better superhero media than all of marvel universe

sportacus isn't a war criminal sponsored by the US military and also his sick acrobatics are all real

throwing up laughing realizing there's an entire subset of people who were laughing at lean jokes without knowing what lean is and have gotten so offended when they're told it's a drug what did you think it was about? purple water?

mfw purple cup of water 😂😂 silly water youre not purple 😝

i love how this is just not true i forgot how much people love to lie on here

My tragic accident when I was making a classic Jolly Ranchers Sprite In Two Styrofoam Cups and the shelf gave way on my prized promethazine syrup collection

Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004

Jack Black photographed by Martin Schoeller 

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

made it more accurate 👍

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it

pokemon making fairy types a bunch of little pink bitches but also making fairy one of the strongest typings in the game was so fucking based

WE ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH

klapollo i’ve heard of them

hey I can tell by the posts you reblog that you're really fuckable, do u wanna hang out sometime

this is fucking killing me

traumacore edit I spill my juice mods help

@godenteredmybody

my main thing with pirating adobe products without exception is the paid versions are just as unstable and unsupported. if i paid hundreds of dollars for Lightroom to just get stuck in launch crash loops every fourth time i used it i would shoot up the Adobe offices

i know this is true because every time i use official versions like on enterprise plans at work or school, and every time i have to look up a crash on the help forums full of people who paid for it, it’s exactly the same crashes and errors im getting. the pirated versions are if anything more stable than shit constantly sucking down cloud bullshit

society's greatest heroes are the people who repack adobe products and the comments are like "full version included with software validation disabled, latest patch, also we fixed a memory allocation bug, enabled multi monitor support, disabled the cloud based killswitch, and it fits on a usb now."

Be safe out there Tom.