Dragonborn

Can you imagine Finrod with hobbits??? He already thinks of humans as adorable pets, but they come in POCKET VERSIONS??

Galadriel comes to Valinor with Bilbo and Frodo and just.

"GALADRIEL I WANT 87"

It is mine to give to whom I will, like my heart. (x)

“You are a woman, my lady,” the Greatjon rumbled in his deep voice. “Women do not understand these things.” “You are the gentle sex,” said Lord Karstark, with the lines of grief fresh on his face. “A man has a need for vengeance.” “Give me Cersei Lannister, Lord Karstark, and you would see how gentle a woman can be,” Catelyn replied. “Perhaps I do not understand tactics and strategy… but I understand futility.”

Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.

don’t date sauron.

date sauron

aim higher date morgoth

Fierce Ladies I adore 24/25 (in no particular order): Cate Blanchett

Make Me Choose: miss-marvel-movie-mistress asked: King of the Woodland Realm or King Under the Mountain?

what a role model

Very fair was her face, and her long hair was like a river of gold. Slender and tall she was in her white robe girt with silver; but strong she seemed and stern as steel, a daughter of kings.

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The Company of Thorin Oakenshield

“Using some vile sorcery, your brother fell on Stafford Lannister with an army of wolves. Thousands of good men were butchered. After the slaughter, the Northmen feasted on the flesh of the slain.”

“Splendid. They are better pictures in themselves and also show far more attention to the text than any that have yet been submitted to me […] After seeing your specimens I am beginning to think that an illustrated edition might be a good thing […] They caught in style and colouring something of my own feelings.” -J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo’s journey + locations.

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make me choose // anonymous asked: house stark or house lannister?

When we were sore beset and friendless, hounded from our homes and in peril of our lives, the wolves took us in and nourished us and protected us against our enemies.

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

THE FACES HE MAKES ARE FUCKING BRILLIANT