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so anne boleyn historically said "I wouldn't be such a b**ch if you could get it up?" why am I not surprised

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everyone is down for a nap. 

life is so odd without the constant noise of raising so many girls.

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The Sunne in Splendour | The White Queen

It was just  … just that she so wanted to please him, to make him happy. So much so that she ached with it. She couldn’t bear to think of disappointing him, not ever, not in any way.

“I want so to be a good wife to you,” she whispered, with such intensity that he raised his head from her breast. In the flickering half-light she could just discern the quizzical tender smile that her words brought to his mouth.

“I have no complaints so far,” he said, and laughed.

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“I think she’d be good for Richard; I know he’d be good for her. All in all, it would be a most suitable match. They do care for one another, and if she is not the heiress she one was, given George’s greed and her father’s treason, I doubt that Richard will be bothered unduly by the lack. Moreover she’s a Neville and and Beauchamp, and there’s no better blood in  England than that.”

King Edward VI to his Lady Mother.

The Sunne In Splendour, Penman pg 454

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my husband just called me a 26 year old milf. 

where’s the lie tho?

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“Listen to your Queen when I command you. England is invaded by a pretender and the Scots! Since when have Englishmen feared Gaels and Celts and run from warfare with their tails between their legs?
If he were Richard, he would be my brother and I would tell you so myself! But he is here to kill your kin and rob England of what was never his! If you fear God, then you will honor your true king, Henry Tudor! And if you will not do it for your King, then do it for me! The daughter of Edward IV and Queen Elizabeth Woodville, who has just passed from this life into God’s hands.”
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I gave the twins melatonin gummy bears (1 each with more candy gummy bears) and they said that they tasted different but they still ate them.

my husband looks at me and says, “i need 7 of those”

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Aurora asked me if she could sleep with mama and dada today and Aurelia was like, “yes dadda please.” and now we do not have the heart to move them so my husband is downstairs prepping the air bed so he can sleep on the floor

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My husband says to me, “I am in the mood for one of those Arroz con Pollo that you make.” and I am like, “I took the hint. I’ll cook tomorrow.”

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