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No one can stop me to be the number 1

@chocolate-and-bullets-blog / chocolate-and-bullets-blog.tumblr.com

If you weren't looking for me, bad luck. You can fuck off whenever you want. My name is Mello. Just Mello. Nothing more. You don't need more information about me anyway. I'm not stupid, you might be Kira after all...or that albino rat, Near If you dare, you can ask me some questions. But don't be stupid. That just pisses me off {block:IfShowSearch}
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swamp-songs

things i need u to please know right now:

  • bad days don’t last forever
  • napping is never a crime
  • all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much
  • also dogs, they love u very much
  • instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself
  • u are a part of this world 
  • and a very important part
  • don’t doubt that for a single second
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theevilravioli
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

i’m afraid of you

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katetelyn

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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katetelyn
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puroreggaeton

please read the actual cutest thing i found on yak

so we begin with the top yak at my school… 

but WAIT… two yaks down… 

so NATURALLY everyone was quick to get their attention.. 

AND THEN 

AND FUCKING THEN 

and we were left with one final update.. 

conclusion: love will find a way… 

OMG imagine them getting married and having to explain this story

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jnichols36

this is adorable as fuck oh my god

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troiisdescoeurs-moved-blog
chocolate-and-bullets-blog asked:

"Violet" the blond sighed, closing the door behind himself "I'm home"

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troiisdescoeurs-moved-blog answered:

"Welcome home,"she smiled."im so glad youre home."chocolate-and-bullets

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"Well, what happened? You look a bit…strange"

"I look strange? How exactly? Isnt this always how i look?"

"I dont think so…well, I guess that Im just tired anyway and my mind has forgotten about how beautiful my wife is" he smiled, kissing her cheek

"Maybe you need rest then,"she smiled back at him."come on we can curl up in bed togrther."

"Sounds fun" the blond commented "Plus, its quite cold outside so it’ll warm me up"

She agreed wordlessly ajd grasped his hand in ners leading him to their room to cuddle.

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chocolate-and-bullets-blog

Mello smiled, warping his arms around her "hm...much better..."

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deathnoteimagines
Anonymous asked:

Imagine Mello and Near going to a restaurant and playing footsie under the table. It starts out cute and innocent but quickly becomes aggressive and competitive. Mello and Near are staring at each other with glaring eyes and aggressively kicking each others legs. The waiter asks them to please leave if they don't knock it off.

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deathnoteimagines
Anonymous asked:

Imagine Death Note where everything is the same except Light Yagami has a flatulence problem. It flares up when he is nervous, especially when he is accused of being Kira so L figures out he's Kira by sniffing the air when he interrogates him. The farts go away when Light loses his memories but when he gets them back they return with full force. No wonder they needed a fan in the yellow box warehouse.

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