based moffat

by @hijynkz

the minute u see anything described as or includes “misadventures” in the title you know that shits gonna be annoying, unfunny, or stupid as shit

FLAPJACK I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

whenever new media drops u get like 48 hours of actual analysis before shippers flood the tag with the smut fics i hate it i hate it i hate it

a book/tv show/movie/comic/what have you will be about something serious and/or depressing and everyone will only be talking about who should fuck who. endless self insert fics im so sick of this

and then when u complain about this because there is other ways to engage in media that isnt smut fic ppl call you pretentious and pull the “let ppl like things” like DO YOU even like this media or just like seeing characters fuck???

^_^ yaaaaaay *abolishes christianity*

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

why we gotta pit two bad bitches against each other. I think Sam and Frodo should kiss, perhaps even fuck.

Average "Sam is the Real Hero" enthusiast:

Average Frodo Appreciator:

Martin's domain

you ever take off your noise cancelling headphones and sounds are like, sounds, so you put your noise cancelling headphones back on

I know these tags were a joke but speaking for autistics everywhere, sound has done so much. TOO much. It deserves to be cancelled

@catrillion how dare you keep a beautiful pun like that in the tags

i don’t think s76’s elimination line for sojourn is like. at ALL necessary or in good taste. i genuinely thought to myself when i first saw people talking about it ‘there’s no way that’s real. blizzard fucking sucks but they’re not THAT fucking stupid that they’d put that in the game just out in the open like that’ so i tested it myself and nope, he really does just say that.

like. erm. errrmmmmm

blizzard: we pride ourselves on diversity in overwatch or whatever the fuck. buy our battlepass pretty pwease

also blizzard: so when our beloved character whiteguy mcbadass bootboy kills the only black woman in the game he’s gonna have an exclusive voiceline where he says it’s in retaliation for her speaking out against his Very Cool And Special Vigilante Justice Club. because they are obviously the good guys so everything they do is justified and correct. nevermind the context as to why she might have done so - in fact, we won’t mention this occurrence at all aside from this exchange. we are very intelligent. please buy our battle pass

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

bonus:

based on a dream (because I can’t seem to escape comic ideas revolving around this series) 

I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

If you dont like horror then watch the normal cutesy netflix gay shows ???

the phrase that's ruined every media ever

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

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on purpose. on purpose im going to be transgender.

sooo tired of cishet people who say no one would choose to be like this. bestie YOU wouldnt. I’M having a grand old time.

like ok yes. yeah. i know. there are many many reasons that being trans can be really hard. i dont need it spelled out for me i am super familiar with that. however. on tbe other fucking hand. i have seen how cis people experience gender. and they dont seem like theyre having fun with it!! idk!!

You know? Fuck it. Being transgender is a DESIRABLE quality. Fuck outta here with this "cis" bullshit being trans is a mark of being a better person. Straight up. The more fucked up your gender is the more carnally i want you

hey guys don't watch shakespeare's new play hamlet. it's super heckin' problematic and glorifies killing your family members. the bard knew exactly what he was doing and i hope he can sleep at night knowing he's exposed many impressionable viewers to graphic violence, slutshaming (gross!) and depictions of theatre kids. dni if you think this is ok btw