Choosing a title is hard!!

tumblr is like are you SURE you want to look at this blog you’ve followed for 4 years it contains adult content now

this just in …. i have Feelings For u guys …. breaking news …… i would die for u …..

you will

me: i dont really care for the color pink anon 1: why? what did pink do? anon 2: can you tell me if pink is problematic so i can make sure not to reblog the color pink? anon 3: i agree, but can you explain more in depth why you dont like it? anon 4: fuck you, pink shamer

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place

if u dont think bobs burgers is the best ur lying

Nintendo releases Detective Pikachu trailer (2018)

Illustration by Rosie Payne

Tumblr: @itsbyrosie

Guess what I found

well now we know who broke this website

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i’m really digging the evolution of spam accounts, i had to check this blog to see if it was someone’s actual account and i’m still not entirely sure that it isn’t someone’s sideblog for postmodernist shitposting

i trust naruto and i will purchase my memes from him

So.

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge