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@joshmdrn / joshmdrn.tumblr.com

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catzgba

i’ve figured out why i hate yoshi.

ok so yoshi used to be my favorite mario character but I’ve started to distrust him over the years and I have only now gotten to the bottom of why. Basically in mario world and the earlier games he is just a weird dinosaur and I like him a lot but later on his hands start to look more like humans hands and it is perverse. In the most recent appearances he starts to stand more upright and walk and gesture like a human and it is then that yoshi becomes disturbing and warped.

Yoshi is a wild animal and he has no sense of right or wrong. Its ok when hes a dinosaur because he’s just a funny animal that doesn’t understand but here in the last picture he is walking and acting like a human and even sticking his butt towards the camera in a sassy way. But he still has yoshi’s head and has eyes that show no higher intelligence or capacity to act in the interest of any but its own survival. Itd be okay if he talked or something, it’s not just that he’s anthro, anthro is ok. It’d be more like if a dog had a human’s body but still acted like a dog and barked and pooped outside. But sometimes it’d do something really clearly human like unwrap a burger and eat it like normal so that you would start to have questions.

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joshmdrn

R u ok?

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neilnevins

A short story about a baby with psychic abilities who makes people disappear at will when it tires of the game peek-a-boo

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If the population of Earth were only 100 people and one guy tried to hoard 99% of the money. The other 99 people would simply just kill that guy and take their money back.

just-shower-thoughts advocating the murder of the bourgeoisie

I mean

*Karl Marx from his coffin* Nice

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Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

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