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Do Not Go Gently Into That Good Night

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My blog dedicated to everything and anything I'm interested in. Expect a large variety of posts and content.
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muirin007

I was reading about the Wild Hunt and how apparently, Odin Allfather was a typical father in that he refused to ask for directions during his annual Yule ride through the night sky, and instead of turning his fun, flying sleigh around or taking a slightly different route, he’d just plow on through the same route he always took, regardless of who or what was in his way. 

And if your house or land WAS in his way, he STILL wouldn’t reroute. He’d just burn the house down instead.

Which is THE funniest thing I have read in years. And it just got funnier when I pictured the whole thing turning into a buddy road trip with Loki and Odin and Sleipnir, and voila, a wild comic appeared.

(File those two kids under unimpressed.jpg.)

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So like, I love all of these “pro-men-wearing-make-up” ads that companies are doing, it’s great, really! But I feel like they’re alienating a large portion of the male population.

All of the ads show very “feminine” men, and their make up is very “feminizing”. Which is all and good, but I don’t think make up should just be used for looking more feminine. Make up can be used for all sorts of things, and not every one wants to look more feminine. Some people (not just males) want to look more masculine, and if used right, make up can do just that. But no one ever shows it like that, they only see the feminine side of things. But imagine. A man wants a fuller beard? Done. An eyebrow pencil (for finer detail) or eyeshadow and a stippling brush can do that. Want thicker eyebrows? People do that already! Want prominent cheek bones? A sharper jaw line? Help a thinning hair line? Done, done, and done.

I’m not saying men being feminine is bad. I’m saying that make up shouldn’t be feminine. It should just be something used to make people look the way they wanna look, whether that be masculin or feminine. But the way make up is being marketed right now, it’s missing a huge demographic of potential customers.

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gaywrites

For the love of all that is good. 

Minutes after Donald Trump officially became president, the White House website changed. The “Issues” tab of the site used to have sections on LGBT rights, civil rights, and climate change. Those tabs are all gone. 

Here’s what replaced them:

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The page that used the house the office of national AIDS policy is gone too.

I don’t know what to do. I can’t believe this is real. Oh my god, this is real. 

I can’t tell real life from a dystopian future movie anymore…

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yowulf

This HAS to go viral. This pathetic movie is abusing animals in order to film cheap scenes for human entertainment. The dog is clearly terrified but the “trainers” have no regard for her safety.

Please share and encourage your friends not to spend money on a movie that uses animal abuse to film!!!

Holy fuck it nearly drowns

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I'm going to try to post every-other day on this blog, even if it's just a picture of Valkyrie. (Shout out to Mango our little chihuahua mix)

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Seriously, fuck everybody in The Greatest Gift. Robbie fucking TRIES, okay? He tries to be a part of the group, he even pulls out an old family recipe, yet is met with disapproving looks and comments. Even though they boast being all “nice and accepting” the people of Lazytown are so judgmental and cold.

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