Women in Armour
✨ ENEMIES TO LOVERS ✨ two people on opposite sides of a war, a battle or feud who fall in love and work together to give an end to the conflict.
I miss this show.
the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.
Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.
BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.
the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks
Might be my favorite joke of the series
HOT DAMN
I edited the last reylo scene of TROS in accordance to what a lot of people are theorizing is the original sequence of events (Ben revives Rey, he dies, Leia uses her life force to bring him back [this could explain why Maz is smiling], Rey’s shocked/relieved, then they kiss). I also added in ‘Across the Stars’ by John Williams.
ben solo's final line is "ow" and honestly same
Rey’s like that girl who keeps saying to her friends “hold on i gotta check something” and she KNOWS her mans is just around the corner ❤️
Reblog the month and year you joined the Reylo fam
12/2015
December 2015 :D
January 2016
12/15 though I didn’t join in here until 1/16
18 dec 2015.=)
December 18, 2015
January 2016
February of 2015
Sorry I meant Feb 2016 lol
@sanctuarytrin the reylo before reylo even existed lol. 💕
December 2015!
December 2015 😚
December 2015
December 2015
December 2015
March 2016!!!
21 december 2015 💕
December 2015 💓
December 2015 <3
December 2015 what it DO baby
that shot of kylo walking towards rey in the rain is a total pride and prejudice (2005) mood and I’d like to thank not only god but jesus
Avengers: Endgame + parallels
Dear Men Writers
Lesser known facts when writing women:
- High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.
- The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.
- Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
- You can’t hold in a period like pee.
- Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.
Feel free to add your own.
- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.
- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.
- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.
- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.
-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.
- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.
- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink” - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING
-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.
Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.
Yes to all of this. But also:
If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. No. If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Furthermore, there’s probably a can’s worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. There’s no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.
This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing they’re impossible
^^^This though
The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.
GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC. If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. We become squinty.
if you cry or go underwater, makeup will ALWAYS smudge. It’s a rule of physics
this was soooo cute ommggg
Sansa is crowned Queen In The North
Me : :’)
Ned : that’s my girl
Catelyn : my baby girl … my beautiful daughter …
Robb : so proud of my sis !!!
Rickon : big sister !
Margaery : I’m so happy for her
Theon : she deserves this and I’m so happy. she deserves the world
Cersei : look at my little dove
Jaime : oath. fulfilled.
Tywin : three children. why wasn’t she mine? well guess I’ll have to settle with daughter-in-law…
Sandor : the little bird is finally free and singing
Petyr : well I got what I wanted. some of it at least
Varys : how could I not see this
Lyanna Mormont : I KNOW NO QUEEN BUT THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH WHOSE NAME IS STARK. QUEEN IN THE NORTH ! QUEEN IN THE NORTH ! QUEEN IN THE NORTH !
You forgot one thing….Rickon with a big grin yelling big sister and crushing walnuts.
got shippers watching season 8:
If we thought we were getting a happy ending…
there are actors that people refer to as shapeshifters bc theyve played in so many movies in which they look nothing like their other parts and then. there’s michael sheen.
I see this and I raise you: Stanley Tucci
It took me years to connect all his roles, they’re so wildly different. His talent prevents him from being more appreciated because nobody realizes it’s him everytime
basically me about kylo - original video
TLJ characters as gifs from Parks and Rec
Luke:
Rey:
Kylo Ren:
Finn:
Leia:
BB-8:
Poe:
Holdo:
Rose:
Snoke:
Phasma:
Hux:
DJ:
Chewbacca:
R2-D2:
Yoda:
This is gold
Death i’m death