My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard
damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that
I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”
this post literally ruined my life
Spooky
tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads
lasanyer
All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.
dark fda show me the illegal foods
can somebody please find me that comic that’s like “get off your high horse” and it zooms in on the the horse stoned as fuck
original artist is endlessorigami.com
I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do
wow…a homeowner…so responsible
homeowner
we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this
Have you seen Luigi?
Yeah! He went that way!
hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?
i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it