I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

polar opposite of this post

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

This is really beautiful!!!

Oh fuck

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

susan sarandon's son 😭😭

oh it's over for him

update:

he was playing 5D chess the whole time

Oh thank God a reputable profession

Dyslexic adventures!

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some totk sketches ive done. having a bit too much fun with exploring the depths

chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

the oranges holy shit

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

Howl’s Moving Castle - Fan art by Julia Tveritina

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

sometimes i really do like it here

the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze