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Lets start again! hahahah haaaaaaaaaa ugh
Demonstuck Dirk event a GO!
//sorry i didnt do the event guys! i’ll start it soon…i remmeber ya’ll wanted Demonstuck so i’ll do demonstuck for about 3 weeks!
ask-adult-jakey
(( *excitement*
i also have yet to get to doing any events so in honor of the fact this au’s dirky is doing demonstuck i am going to do angelstuck and no one is going to stop me ))
//HELLS YE
//sorry i didnt do the event guys! i'll start it soon...i remmeber ya'll wanted Demonstuck so i'll do demonstuck for about 3 weeks!
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Jake theres a fucking roach in the bathroom
//sHRIEKING
//SHRIEKING AND POINTING HIS GUNS AT THE ROACH
it hisses too
ask-adult-jakey
//HISSES BACK AT IT
Jake just shoot it alread-
[rOACH STARTS FUCKING FLYING]
ask-adult-jakey
FRICK.
[FLIPS HIS SHIT AND SHOTS AT THE ROACH]
[he hits it but in the process shoots out part of the wall]
ask-adult-jane-crocker
What in the world is going on in here?
Jake the wall never did anything
ask-adult-dirk reblogged
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Jake theres a fucking roach in the bathroom
//sHRIEKING
//SHRIEKING AND POINTING HIS GUNS AT THE ROACH
it hisses too
ask-adult-jakey
//HISSES BACK AT IT
Jake just shoot it alread-
[rOACH STARTS FUCKING FLYING]
ask-adult-dirk reblogged
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Jake theres a fucking roach in the bathroom
//sHRIEKING
//SHRIEKING AND POINTING HIS GUNS AT THE ROACH
it hisses too
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Jake??!!
GT: sup bro-
GT: wait
GT: you look a lot like bro
GT: but your not bro are you??
GT: you look familiar but i can’t place it
GT: fuck daz weird
(( hahahahahahahaha i was waiting for this to happen ))
DIRK: jake you dont know who i am?!
My little sister is on steriods for her asthma right now and she says it tastes horrible , my question is do you know of anyway to make medicine better?
oh shit man, I dont know what to say but maybe give her some sugar first or like have her take it with a very soft drink...but i don't really know what to say i'm really sorry there dude...
Dirk, old boy! I have something to ask. I know that on most occasions my idea of a good day out with you is to go to the cinema, but i have thought of something i think you shall enjoy far more! [ Jake's eyes are wide and he looks awfully excited ]
mm…how ‘bout we just…stay home away from the crowds for awhile and like watch some movies and eat dinner alrigh? that sounds better ya know
ask-adult-jakey
[ Jake comes back with his hands full of shitty orange soda and assorted junk food that he knows Dirk likes and sets them down. ]
Just a moment, my good friend, I must grab one more thing!
[ Then he runs off and grabs the biggest, fluffiest blanket they own, throws it into the dryer to warm it up, then runs back and sits downs right next to Dirk, throwing the blanket over the both of them ]
Dirk, old boy! I have something to ask. I know that on most occasions my idea of a good day out with you is to go to the cinema, but i have thought of something i think you shall enjoy far more! [ Jake's eyes are wide and he looks awfully excited ]
mm…how ‘bout we just…stay home away from the crowds for awhile and like watch some movies and eat dinner alrigh? that sounds better ya know
ask-adult-jakey
[ He visibly deflates, but quickly returns to his chipper self. ] Well, if y’ say so, mate…You can choose what to watch, I’ll go collect snacks and beverages! [ He runs off into the kitchen of their small apartment and rummages through the fridge and the cabinets ]
(( if this role-play does not end with these two watching movies until three in the morning and then jake falling asleep laying on Dirk I will be sorely disappointed ))
if ya say so
[secretly just had jake's favorite movie in mind to watch the whole time of course of he said yes, he opens the DVD player and sets the movie on waiting for jake to come back before he puts the dvd tray back ]
Dirk, old boy! I have something to ask. I know that on most occasions my idea of a good day out with you is to go to the cinema, but i have thought of something i think you shall enjoy far more! [ Jake's eyes are wide and he looks awfully excited ]
mm...how 'bout we just...stay home away from the crowds for awhile and like watch some movies and eat dinner alrigh? that sounds better ya know
Anonymous asked:
How are things in your relationship?
I dont know anymore...theres really not one actually
Anonymous asked:
Do you still live in London?
still in london
Anonymous asked:
Aw sweetie *pats* how have you been?
not the best..
H-hey I saw you were sad... don't be sad man. You would look much better happy. *
thanks...
hey...um..iwanted to say that you guys are awesome for following me and all its just ..i never get asks anymore so i dont relally post that much ya know...but send me anything and i'll answer...