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[Not So] Official Handel

@georg-fred-handel-official

I cannot Handel this situation.
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Hello!

I’m Isaac -I’m a new moderator of this blog-my main is @rantingoboist and I’m excited to start working on this blog!

I’m a huge fan of Lemony Snicket’s-I’ve read all the books and LUV the new Netflix series.

I’m from rural England, and the world is very much quiet here 😊

It’s meeee - anyone who is interested in Lemony Snicket, this is THE blog to follow

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Music Major Gothic

-The metronome keeps going, at its eternal, pulsing speed. You turned it off 3 days ago. It slowly drives you mad.

-You hear quiet sobbing from beyond the wall of your practice room. You go to check on your comrade, but the room beside you is empty. You realize it was you that was sobbing.

-The tuner is set to A = 460. You are unsure how, as your tuner does not have a setting that high.

-Your professor hands you your math midterm. You are in music theory. You do not understand.

-How long have you been in this practice room? You are uncertain. There are no windows and time doesn’t seem to pass here. You emerge to discover that it’s 2AM and you missed your graduation.

-Your private instructor tells you to buy a piece. You scour the internet, but you cannot find it. You find one copy, for $600, in “poor” condition. There are no recordings of it. It is not on imslp.

-The practice room clock has never worked in your years here, but it somehow always reads a different time.

-You suddenly forget how to play your instrument. Your fingers fumble on the foreign object. You’ve never played this piece before. Juries are tomorrow.

-The practice rooms are all full. You wait for hours, but no one comes out. You knock on the door, you just want to practice. Something hisses at you. You do not try again.

-There are intruders in the music building. They are unwelcome. They know this, and hurry quickly in and out of their music appreciation gen ed class. They do not make eye contact. You hate them, but you do not understand why.

-You see a familiar face in the hallway. You do not remember their name, but you do remember what instrument they play. They’ve been attending this school for seven years and you’re certain they graduated…..twice

-Your instrument whispers to you while you sleep. You haven’t been practicing enough. The voice is threatening, demanding. You’ve lost 2 roommates because of it. They never informed you of this. Your 3rd one trembles.

-You reach for a pencil during class only to discover that you have none left. You’ve lost the last one. Classes started three days ago. You weep softly.

-Your ensemble director keeps conducting. He never speaks. You sneak out when the class ends. He doesn’t stop. What is he conducting, anyway? It’s syllabus day.

Is this from Welcome to Nightvale...The Musical...?

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Anonymous asked:

who's behind all these official composers?

classical music overlord confirmed: 27 composers in a trenchcoat

The real me.

//snort//

hello hi this is the mun behind this blog how y'all doin

you got the trench coat part right lol @you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

as u can see i’m chopin but a girl, indian, and slightly less….. intense 

This is I, with my usual amount of groovy shirts

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devoutjunk

Things Women In Literature Have Died From, Mallory Ortberg

Tag urself, im Wrist fevers

I’m haven’t seen the sea in a long time

going outside at night in Italy/spinal degeneration as a result of pride

Shawl insufficiency

Spent more than a month in London after growing up in Yorkshire 😂

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okforthey

ship infidelity

i’m general bummers

I'm general unpleasantness

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myamusic2

Please share!!

I’m a classical musician trying to raise money for a flute convention in 2 months and it’s super important to me. It’s not a crazy amount of money but if you can donate or reach out to people to just donate $5 at a time and share, I would have this trip paid for in no time! It really means the world to me if you could donate or share and encourage others to do so as well! Thanks in advance!

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STILL NEED HELP Y’ALL! Also, if you don’t want to use Gofund me, Venmo works too! Actually it is even better because it doesn’t charge me fees! Find me with @Stephanie-Kalina-1 in venmo app. 

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myamusic2

Please read

If all of my tumblr followers donated just $5, I’d have more than twice the goal amount that I’m trying to raise for my trip! Please help me out if you can!! $5 might just be a cup of coffee for you but it would be creating a possibility for me to attend a convention that will help me in my career as a flutist! Please support if you can! Thanks! https://www.gofundme.com/music-convention-trip

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Hey just fyi boys who play flute/clarinet/oboe/piccolo are perfect and very manly just the way they are and don’t need to play a more “masculine” instrument if they don’t want to ❤❤

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