Being a socially awkward person feels like being stuck in an improv class but you’re a really bad actor

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

You spelled boiled wrong

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

Book: She was asian

Movie:

reblogging for the last two

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

True Fact that wasn’t even scripted and Daniel Radcliffe felt Genuine Terror at this moment

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

Op were you talking to Thor

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

What I find so refreshing about the Incredibles is how much like a real family they are. Dash and Violet argue about who has babysitting duty, and try to unload their baby brother onto one another. Helen and Bob disagree, argue, and fight. Jack Jack drives them all up the wall with frustration. Despite all this, they support and love one another unconditionally, which shines through the screen beautifully. Even though they’re a superhero family, I can see my own family dynamic in them. It’s a testament to the love and care the writers put into developing them as a family, and I just really appreciate it.

marvel characters as my favourite tumblr posts except in most of the cases you guess who says what

CURRENT REIGNING 👑 https://instagram.com/p/BkvASkhhecE/

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

I think the reason why Kylo is so hard to sympathize with his because the character Finn exists.

Kylo was born with wealth, privilege, a loving family, and Force powers. Finn was an enslaved child soldier with no family and nobody who cared about him.

Kylo may have been influenced by Snoke but he was also influenced by Luke, Leia, Han, and Jedi values. Finn grew up hearing nothing but First Order propaganda.

Yet when the time came for them to make a choice Finn made the right one and Kylo made the wrong one. Finn chose not to murder innocent people while Kylo did multiple times.

That’s the tea, y'all.

tfw u wanna talk to someone but u feel like ur annoying them or ur boring and you just 

Vanessa Hudgens: “I’m so into voguing right now”

The gays:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

“Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots.”

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

the three genders: male, female, robot

Seriously. Kids don’t have the bigotries adults do until adults teach them. It’s incredibly easy to explain being, say, trans to a kid. They get it and move on.

coffee has water in it I’m doing fine