A Walk In The Dark

I just wanna hold your stupid hand and make you laugh and kiss you a lot ok

imagine ur otp

bella: i just want answers like how did u stop that car in the parking lot

edward: google is free sweaty :)))

julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out

Cleopatra:

Louis XV:

julius caesar yells at the einstein bros. manager daily

cleopatra is writing her PhD thesis and is sick of people undermining her intelligence

louis XV is a business professional currently being investigated by HR

more takes from yours truly

nefertiti is a child star who fell from grace but rose again like a pheonix

alexander the great is ***NOT GAY*** and on academic probation

caligula is under investigation by the FBI

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

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Carlisle has good intentions but the people in Forks do NOT

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[Autotuned]: Do you wanna hold my hand? Please? AWW-"

When I saw this panel of Teddy with his emperor pose, I couldn’t stop thinking about “manspreading”  XDDD

You’re my destiny

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

(///∇///)  ✿ ✿ ✿ 

dancing on the moon

in this house we stan dionysus!

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

boyfriends in charge of a resistance