Yes I know that hastur is technically not his own piece shhhhh it’s fine play in the space.

Because of that last anon here’s my jarthur moodboard

Catch me on Ao3 promoting unsafe sex, huge age gaps, adultery, and blasphemy.

i don’t know how to tell people that deriving pleasure - sexual pleasure included! - from art* is good actually, and that creating specific kind of art “just” because you find it hot or whatever is just as good a reason as any, and you don’t actually need some “deep and meaningful” reason to create art about things. pleasure - sexual pleasure included - is not the devil, it is not Bad and shameful, and it’s not any less valid of a reason to create something than because you want to, idk, explore the depths of the human consciousness or something

* art here includes writing

Hold the worm. Carefully, he's pouting!

link refs lol

Wallace Larson = Eldritch pick me girl

Arthur Lester = Eldrich manic pixie dream girl

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Gerry my beloved 🖤

the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

me being fascinated by the complex political caste system in the getting-rawed-by-two-dragons book

Petrifaction

More sourpuss Romeo since people seemed to like his previous appearance. (Honestly P should know better but I'd like to think he has very strong positive associations when it comes to getting maintenance or whatever done on himself, so his judgement is clouded.)

Felt this was needed

Ok, I completely missed the reveal of Yellow being the real king in yellow in the S4 finale and caught up with the fact only when it was confirmed in the last Harlan's interview AND GOTTA SAY this situation is peak comedy to me

rom

doodle

I know this mans has always been fine

BUT DAMN SON ❤️❤️❤️😮‍💨

Headcanon.

Romeo returned, hoping to see his Carlo after a long time. He was sitting in a chair in the room. Lit only by a dim lamp, Carlo seemed to have dozed off, and seemed even more beautiful than before. Romeo knelt down next to him, gently touching him, hoping to wake him up. Horror gripped his heart when Romeo realized that his Carlo was as cold as porcelain and was not breathing.

We need a joke ending for Lies of P.

Like in a certain horror game - P enters a secret passage and all the villains and his friends are there, waiting for him with a birthday cake. They congratulate him, he gets hugs and everything and his first words are very flustered "thank you"s 💜

Dog Ending except it's Cat Ending <3