Pearl (2022) Dir. Ti West

angry tweeted about men at 4am thinking for some reason I wouldn’t get suspended a second time for the exact same thing … ultimately choices were made and I woke up to this

this is why I must return to you oh sweet tumblr

UPDATE: he fucking tweeted this like 30 mins after I got suspended are u kidding me

FREEDOM FRIDAY???? 🤠🔫 I’m losing my damn mind

#FREEDOM FRIDAY for jordan peterson and every other moron in the world… except me 🥲

Can’t do literally anything on the app now except at look at fucking Best Buy ads, I guess ?????

I will never let this go even after my suspension is over lol

angry tweeted about men at 4am thinking for some reason I wouldn’t get suspended a second time for the exact same thing … ultimately choices were made and I woke up to this

this is why I must return to you oh sweet tumblr

UPDATE: he fucking tweeted this like 30 mins after I got suspended are u kidding me

FREEDOM FRIDAY???? 🤠🔫 I’m losing my damn mind

ROBERT PATTINSON 2022 | Rafael Pavarotti ph. for Dior Menswear Spring 2023 Campaign

Screaming dying shrieking murdering the worst thing possible happened to me during our apartment inspection and I simply must flee the country

The inspector gave us a talk about how he’s not here to judge how we live our lives, then he walked into my bedroom and shrieked with laughter and fellas. Fellas. Fellas. Fellas. I’m gonna make you wait in suspense the same way I did. Because. Because. God I can’t even continue

He comes out of my bedroom and he asks “so are you a big fan of Supernatural or just a big fan of Jensen Ackles” which is. The worst question any human has ever asked me. Because I have a. Non-zero amount of supernatural merch in my room. All of which I’ve accumulated in the last three years like a real war criminal. And I said “oh my god” and he said “nah it’s cool, I like supernatural license plate on my leg” and I’m like “cool man. I. Suppose now I can’t talk about how I hate this show and how there’s a deep sense of irony with which I own Supernatural stickers on my bookshelf. So I guess I just have to say that I enjoy the show too.” (PLEASE NOTE—AT THIS POINT, I ASSUME HE IS REACTING TO THE SUPERNATURAL STICKERS I HAVE ON MY BOOKSHELF) and Amelia comes in to save my ass by saying the truth, which is so many of my friends have taken to giving me Supernatural gag gifts, and we all had a little chuckle

And then he left

And I went into my room

And I saw what he saw

I need a two minute pause to scream hold on

Forgot this pillow was on my bed

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

Whatever

thats not a bong thats a bing

“Is Tumblr Dead-?" 

 Bitch, it’s gonna outlive Twitter at this point. 

it survived changing ownership TWICE and a porn ban. let’s see what state elon musk leaves it in a year when he sells it to Kanye West.

everyone thank evilmario666 for firing the rent-lowering gunshots

You mean that anti-shifter piece of shit? Everyone also curse evilmario666's name for using his jk rowling hate as an excuse to bully the reality shifting community. Even if he fired the rent-lowering gunshots, that won't excuse his shitty actions, he's on my DNI for a reason

everyone thank evilmario666 again

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

They are finally catching up 😌

there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

this is what my girl dealer gave me acid in

Young people need to vote in this election because the future of their ability to live in a democratic republic, to live on a planet that isn’t utterly destroyed by climate catastrophes, to have a right to bodily autonomy, to have a right to not have one group’s religious beliefs imposed on them by the state, to have a right not to go bankrupt with medical bills, to have a right not to fear their children will be killed in school by semiautomatic weapons, and to not spend their old age in poverty depends on it.

Much of the Republican Party wants to turn the U.S. into an an autocratic theocracy where there is one party rule. Many of them have admitted to this--this is NOT fearmongering. 

Get out and vote as if your future depends on it--because it does.

#don’t let the russian psyops convince you voting doesn’t matter

Other thing worth noting: many democrats currently in office are from a generation of officeholders where political action and voting were seen as transactional relations between a representative and their constituents. There’s a reason they’ve been doing more progressive shit lately - it is vote buying, and it is testing to see if it gets young people out.

If you like student debt forgiveness, the build back better act, pandemic relief, etc, and getting back into the Paris accords and want more of that, they will see a big turnout that gives them an electoral curbstomp victory against the republicans as evidence that they should do more of that - because clearly, it gets them more votes. On the other hand, if republicans shred them in this election because the young do not come out, the analysis will be “young people do not actually care about politics and cannot be compelled to care, and are thus not a constituency worth attempting to curry favor with.”

One of the most effective things you can do for more left wing policies right now is actually voting because of that understanding of political power relationships.

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