If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

cursed concept

carbonated milk

no

good morning to everyone except the person who made this

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

HEY NOW

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

And that dress was white and gooold

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

you all disgust me

This is the best thing in all of history.

Better post this while it’s still 2016…

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,

confirmed friends

*sees a pic of slenderman and reaches out to touch it* why don’t we ever talk anymore..

no mouth

we talked online.. he always made typos bc of his long fingers, i miss him

i gotta say the last thing i expected was to get drawn into an unironic lazytown fandom but i guess anything can happen in 2016

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

Procrastinating like “There’s a million things I haven’t done.. but just you wait, just you wait….”

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

self care is playing video games on easy and not getting embarrassed because you just want to have fun

my hobby is setting games on ‘easy’ and still getting my fucking ass kicked