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Bernard Jones

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Your average, sassy, sometimes sarcastic museum curator. ((Independent RP blog for Bernard Jones, curator and archivist from the Dreamworks movie 'Megamind'. Sidebar pic by Celestialess.))
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Mapping the Future

“This… this is incredible.” Bernard was just as flabbergasted as Wayne was, if not more. Who would say that the power of the mind could be the key to turn off (even if just temporarily) Wayne’s invulnerability? At least now he could see that one but him could do things. It was a relief.
“Megamind, quick! Tell me what to do, please!”

Like the others Megamind herself looks surprised that this actually was working, immediately sitting up and taking over to help guide Bernard. “First, just remember to be careful.”

This wasn’t something they could rush, and she’s trying to keep both of them calm. As she’s walking Bernard through it, though, she can’t keep everything she’s thinking off her face, expression a mix of surprise and pride.

Wayne watched in silence, taking deep breaths as his red blood began to flow in and fill up the sample tube. It was … quite honestly, it was weird as hell to finally see himself bleed. The needle in his arm didn’t hurt anymore - it was more of a low ache, and easy to ignore if he focused on his mate. 

“You’re doing so well, love. I’m so proud of you.” 

As he held the needle in place, Bernard leaned forward and press a kiss on his mate’s forehead. It was just not only a display of affection, it was also another way to help his mind focused on anything but the blood. 

“You’ll see. In no time, we’ll have out little one running between our feet. Close your eyes... can you imagine it..?”

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Sassy Blue, Sassy Brown

Sheldon frowned, but nodded, “The city does seem to have more then it’s fair share of unusual entities.”

“Quoting the Chesire cat: we’re all a little mad here.” Brnard said, rubbing his arm. “But despite the risks, Metro City is still worth it. It’s the city with the biggest development in all Michigan. If you business become sucessful, you can become rich very soon… And with this, we’re done with the visit. You can come watch the Mrgacinemas another day, if you want. We’re getting close to closing time now.”

“Of course,” Sheldon agreed, “Thank you for the personal tour, Bernard, it was a very enlightening experience,” he nodded his head in thanks, “Have a lovely evening.”

“You too, Sheldon. Take care.”

As Bernard watched him go, he couldn’t helpbut worry a little. Sheldon was such a good guy... how would affect him to live in a city where the blue and the golden had switched the places the knew?

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Sassy Blue, Sassy Brown

Sheldon frowned, but nodded, “The city does seem to have more then it’s fair share of unusual entities.”

“Quoting the Chesire cat: we’re all a little mad here.” Brnard said, rubbing his arm. “But despite the risks, Metro City is still worth it. It’s the city with the biggest development in all Michigan. If you business become sucessful, you can become rich very soon... And with this, we’re done with the visit. You can come watch the Mrgacinemas another day, if you want. We’re getting close to closing time now.”

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Sassy Blue, Sassy Brown

“I’ve had some minor experience with Delic in my own universe, I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of rape allegations but then I try to stay out of the way of all that super nonsense,” Sheldon edged back from the sobbing man, “I’m very sorry for your loss, truly. You’re clearly still grieving, I don’t wish to further distress you. Do you… need to go lay down? We don’t need to continue. I can come back another day.”

Realizing his emotions were going overboard, Bernard took off his glasses and rubbed his face. He had to put himself together!

“Sorry, sorry… I’m OK. I’m OK. I just hate myself for what happened to her. I kinda wish I could avenge her, but… that guy vanished. Maybe it’s better that way. The city doesn’t need more violence like all the tragedies I’ve witnessed. I just want some peace…”

“That’s perfectly understandable,” Sheldon added gravely, “Vengeance rarely solves anything. It really is best to let those matters be handle be the authorities.”

“If only the authorities actually gave a fuck about us, maybe. But I think think that, out of all our police department, only Danielle, one of my sister’s friends, and your Wayne actually care for others. The rest... not so much. Though I can understand. They are just humans, what can they do against a super-powered dude able to poof into smoke?” Bernard shuddered in fear. 

“Not gonna lie. Rockatoo and Pandora are scary indeed, but they are still physical beings. Psycho, in the other hand... He’s like a ghost. And that is straight up terryfying.” he shook his head. “If you appreciate your life, take my advice and avoid any suspicious places. This city isn’t safe, Sheldon. Not as long as those guys are still roaming around.”

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Sassy Blue, Sassy Brown

“I’ve had some minor experience with Delic in my own universe, I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of rape allegations but then I try to stay out of the way of all that super nonsense,” Sheldon edged back from the sobbing man, “I’m very sorry for your loss, truly. You’re clearly still grieving, I don’t wish to further distress you. Do you… need to go lay down? We don’t need to continue. I can come back another day.”

Realizing his emotions were going overboard, Bernard took off his glasses and rubbed his face. He had to put himself together!

“Sorry, sorry... I’m OK. I’m OK. I just hate myself for what happened to her. I kinda wish I could avenge her, but... that guy vanished. Maybe it’s better that way. The city doesn’t need more violence like all the tragedies I’ve witnessed. I just want some peace...”

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Sassy Blue, Sassy Brown

As Sheldon took in the exhibit his face paled as Bernard spoke. Standing before the Rockatoo display he opened his mouth a few times before shakily turning back to the distressed curator, “I… you… I’m sorry,” he said awkwardly, “How… um… active are they still?” he cast a sidelong glance back at Rockatoo and the display for Psycho Delic, he could feel his own panic rising, “They are… still currently a threat?”

“As far as I know, only three of them are active.” Bernard explained, and started to point to each one of the sculptures. “Puzzler died in a fire. Lady Doppler left that criminal world and became my friend - and a loyal coworker here in the museum. You can call her ‘Lady’ and she’ll be fine with it. Mimerator also reformed - now he’s known as Isaiah. He’s a very quiet guy and it seems he’s good as long as you leave him be. These three are, or were good guys.”

Bernard moved to another section of the display. “Then, there’s that robot with red hair, Pandora. I deactivated her myself, but I have the feeling she’s still alive somewhere. You better avoid her because she really enjoys causing destruction. Right by her side, Rockatoo. This woman... Grace, my sister, told me that she really enjoys teasing people. Heck, she sent Grace an invitation to her wedding with Psycho! How messed up is that, making her revive that trauma! Not to mention, letting her know they know where she lives, and causing her and endless fear of getting kidnapped again... Grrrr...” the curator growled, clearly annoyed. 

He sighed and rubbed his forehead. “Sorry for the interruption... Last but not least important, Psycho Delic. As far as I know, there were two versions of him in the city. One, the one Rockatoo married, is the same guy who kidnapped and tortured my sisters with his drugs. And then there’s the Psycho known as “The Second”, famous rapist and murderer.” Bernard hugged himself and covered his face, choking a sob. “That guy killed my friend Punzie. I still feel terrible about it. If I hadn’t encouraged her to use her healing powers to help others, maybe she would be still alive...”

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